What if game here's the rules

You write something like this :


"What would you do if your computer was stolen"

the next person writes:

"ill cry"

then after ask question like "what would you do if your wallet was stolen" ect

ill start

What would you do if you stole a car

Kill you

what would you do if i was the first person to post in this topic

report you

What would you do if you found 1milllion pounds in a suspicious suitcase

use it to smack you in the face

what would you do if you saw somebody saying runescape is better than dofus?

I would say would u like some cheese

What would u do if some one said i am iron man

Send them to an asylum.

What would you do if I controlled everyone on earth?

Organize a rebellion. What if I actually was Iron Man ?

I would shoot you with my giant laser.

What if Dofus was a VR (virtual reality) game, like in .hack?

Play till something goes wrong

What if there was a world wide zombie invasion

I would become a zombie and aid the invading forces.

What if everyone suddenly could use only one syllable words and had atrocious grammar?

i donno

what if your house was made out of chocolate and its meltingn m

i would swim in it


what would you do if firelordkking was banned?

Rejoice! JK....

What if Ankama went bankrupt?

weep cause then they would shut down ands bye bye dofus


what if everybody played dofus?

Would be overcrowded. Wait, it already is.

What if they made custom miniatures of your character and sold them for $1 (USD)?

buy them

what if every body said DOFUS all at once?

the world would explode

what if everyone had super powers

super powers wouldnt be that cool anymore.

what if you could only breathe underwater

It would suck, cuz I get freaked out under water.

What if all stats and spells were reset? Would you make a new build for your characters?

cry because it was hard work to get those stats

what if everyone became enirispas?

Nobody would die.

What if you could choose what spells you want on you char?

take the good spells

what if DOFUS was gone forever?

Cry. What if DOFUS was waaaaaaaaaay f***ing better?

Cry, because people would still find a way to complain.

What if DOFUS became free-roam like Wakfu - in 2.0

-Cato

This post has been edited by CatOcatastrofe: 10 Sep 2009, 18:15

Is wakfu free O.o?

what if got diarea in your living room

shoot u

what if someone shot u?

beat him up

what if you found out that unicorns exsited

try catch one and sell it

what if you had all the money in the world?

keep it like an enu


what if everybody could fly?

This post has been edited by elemasterr: 16 Sep 2009, 01:33

we would fly to work, school etc.

wat if turtles and tortoises invaded the world?

would make everyone do things very ssssslllllooooooooowwwwwww.


what if nobady had to eat?

canibalism would return

what if there was a lvl 201? or even higher

then I would become super ownage

then sio would be killed by a unlikley hero,to oppose the increasing darkness.


what if sio were not evil?

There will be no hell?

What if.... what if you can find all 6 Dofus eggies once they're all out?

Use the dofus eggs to hit you over and over by controlling time and space(xelor)
What if i hit you with all 6 dofus eggs over and over again?

I would end up as a bloody mass of bone and flesh.

What if your mother played DOFUS and saw how naughty you were online.

~Golden-Shamrock~

She will be angry and will shout at me.Only this.If its worser she will punish me.

*_* Soulguardan*_*


What if everything from Dofus will appear in the real world?

We would have our own multicultural country.

What if all of your friends irl played DOFUS?

~Golden-Shamrock~

That would be massive fun

What if Dofus becomes completely p2p?

I'd quit. What if every national leader (Gordon Brown, Barack Obama, Silvio Berlusconi, etc.) was killed?

I would kill you aswell.

What if Ankama didnt know the word clothing?

Then all characters would be naked.

What if aliens came and shared their amazing technology with everyone?

I would use it to destroy the world.


What would happen if everyone had the IQ of an Iop ?

Everyone would go around hitting each other with foam swords wondering why they did no damage. (Jk)

What if your heart was made of cheese?

I'd wear a sandwich for a T-shirt.

What if Elvis isn't dead?

I'd book him for my mom's birthday party.

What if Elvis was your father?

I'd be totally confused as to why my mom likes Elvis so much, since her and my dad got divorced not too long ago.

What if I told you me and my brothers call Elvis "Walvis", which is Dutch for "whale"? XD

I would say, I know that walvis is dutch for whale cuz I live in bruges (belgium) where they speak dutch as a mother language and I would laugh at you so hard

what if I would tell you I just did it with your mom and I have got an std?

I'd have you arrested for slander.

What if there were no more pronz?

Then there'd be only website left, and It'd be called,
"Bring back the pronz!"

What if Crackrocks could fly?

>Blood-Lover<'N'>Chapade>

This post has been edited by simomate: 22 Nov 2009, 03:43

My perception of reality (and gravity) would be altered.

What if there were no crackrocks?

the f2p noobs would never get up in levels

what If I'm a rl panda?

You would live in a cage, on the edge of extinction, with no idea what was happening in the outside world.

What if female Dofus characters actually wore clothes?