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Mufafah Rider |
 25 May 2007, 16:31
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The last awesome "finish the sentence" thread ended, so whatever, new one.
You know the rules. If not, ask someone, 'cause I'm too lazy to type it up.
It was a dark and stormy night... ~Myriad dairyM~ |
  
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Moopet Master |
25 May 2007, 23:12
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Dark Vlad was coming to Astrub...
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Kitsou Beater |
26 May 2007, 04:15
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To finish some old business with...
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Arachnophobe |
26 May 2007, 08:08
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the bank manager there......
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Kitsou Beater |
26 May 2007, 14:57
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who ripped him off years back.
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Moopet Master |
27 May 2007, 12:31
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As Vlad kicked open the door to the bank...
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Tofu Stroker |
28 May 2007, 02:51
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he found the banker in the beatle position...
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Kimbo Barber |
28 May 2007, 07:09
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and decided to go to the pub instead...
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Moopet Master |
28 May 2007, 07:21
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Because he forgot his sword.
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Gobball Breeder |
28 May 2007, 19:16
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He needed a sharp weapon to...
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Kimbo Barber |
29 May 2007, 00:04
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cut some tomatoes for his salad that he was making for...
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Moopet Master |
29 May 2007, 11:06
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Himself for lunch, but suddenly...
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Kitsou Beater |
29 May 2007, 12:46
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Eratz the Protester challenged him to a duel to decide who the best Iop was
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Moopet Master |
29 May 2007, 14:07
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But Vald struck him down, and proceeded to loot his Emerald Dofus. Vald then...
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Kitsou Beater |
29 May 2007, 22:32
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decided to find the other 5 Dofuses scattered throughout the world.
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Kimbo Barber |
30 May 2007, 06:09
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Then he changed his mind cause that's just to clique..
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Bworkette Lover |
30 May 2007, 10:25
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But he hates tofus even more..........
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Moopet Master |
30 May 2007, 13:20
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Because he died to one at level 2, so then Vlad decided...
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Kimbo Barber |
31 May 2007, 01:01
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To commit genocide on all tofus..
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Moopet Master |
31 May 2007, 07:20
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And after he killed most, Vlad faced down the Royal Tofu...
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Kimbo Barber |
1 Jun 2007, 02:01
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which frustrated him so much with it's damn high movement...
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Moopet Master |
1 Jun 2007, 03:17
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That he just threw his sword at it, but the sword...
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Kimbo Barber |
1 Jun 2007, 03:39
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missed the rapidly moving tofu, flying straight past it and leaving him weaponless....
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Kitsou Beater |
1 Jun 2007, 04:03
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He used Sword of Iop by punching the ground...
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Moopet Master |
1 Jun 2007, 10:58
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And the Tofu was wounded, but not dead. So Vlad resorted to the mighty...
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Gobball Breeder |
4 Jun 2007, 06:13
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"Fork of Iop" which was less powerful but resulted in...
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Quetsnakiatl Cruncher |
6 Jun 2007, 03:19
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...The Royal Tofu becoming a Shish Kebab, and Vlad's lunch had been found.
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Moopet Master |
6 Jun 2007, 04:19
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Vlad finished the meal, and he then decided to...
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Kimbo Barber |
6 Jun 2007, 05:19
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have a quick nap outside the gobball dungeon....
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Kitsou Beater |
6 Jun 2007, 15:44
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He dreamt a dream of destruction, but then...
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Moopet Master |
7 Jun 2007, 00:04
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The Royal Gobball charged at Vlad, so he...
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Tofu Stroker |
7 Jun 2007, 00:13
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tried to beat it up but...
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Moopet Master |
7 Jun 2007, 14:46
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rammed him in the nuts.
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Moopet Master |
7 Jun 2007, 15:04
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Vlad fell to the ground holding his crotch, as the Royal Gobball prepared to...
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Kitsou Beater |
7 Jun 2007, 15:15
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make one final stomp on Vlad...
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Kimbo Barber |
8 Jun 2007, 02:16
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when a fire breathing dragon attacked it from behind...
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Kitsou Beater |
8 Jun 2007, 13:49
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Vlad got up and saw the god Osamodas standing infront of him...
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Moopet Master |
8 Jun 2007, 16:31
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But then Osamodas dragon took a piss on Vlad.
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Arachnophobe |
9 Jun 2007, 04:55
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and Vlad got mad, and grabbed his sword and threw it at the dragon
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Moopet Master |
9 Jun 2007, 05:02
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the dragon caught it with his fingers
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Moopet Master |
9 Jun 2007, 05:17
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And crushed it into a fine powder. Vlad had an idea.
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Kimbo Barber |
14 Jun 2007, 07:13
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He had found that he seemed to throw his sword a lot,
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Mufafah Rider |
14 Jun 2007, 22:54
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Vlad ran around in circles hit his head on a tree.
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Kimbo Barber |
15 Jun 2007, 03:09
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He started crying cause at heart we're all just babies,
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Mufafah Rider |
15 Jun 2007, 07:47
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but the Dragon wasnt gone, it......
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Mufafah Rider |
15 Jun 2007, 16:57
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... was merely an illusion, and Vlad realized that it had been secretly riding in his heart since the death of...
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Moopet Master |
15 Jun 2007, 18:55
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His ring.
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Mufafah Rider |
15 Jun 2007, 20:31
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His ring was like a mom to him.
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Moopet Master |
15 Jun 2007, 22:37
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Just then, he saw a Eniripsa with Young Vlad's Ring so Vlad...
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Kimbo Barber |
19 Jun 2007, 02:14
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punched the eni in the ovaries..
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Larva |
4 Jul 2007, 07:32
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and the Eni kicked Vlad in the crotch, leaving him with ......
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Kimbo Barber |
10 Jul 2007, 02:21
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a distinct lack of the ability to bear children, so
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Tofu Stroker |
17 Jul 2007, 17:29
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He visited the cabbage patch salesman...
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Kimbo Barber |
18 Jul 2007, 02:23
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who sent him to the stork farm..
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Arachnophobe |
21 Jul 2007, 04:02
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the stork offered him a pickle...
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Tofu Stroker |
24 Jul 2007, 11:35
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which danced a merry jig on cold gloomy nights...
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Kimbo Barber |
28 Jul 2007, 10:13
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so he took the pickle to bed with him...
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Ouginak Torturer |
28 Jul 2007, 14:48
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And it transformed into a...
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Mopy King Cleaner |
31 Jul 2007, 14:03
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...A cawwot, that happened--
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Arachnophobe |
12 Aug 2007, 16:28
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to be his long lost cousin...
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Scaraleaf Planter |
15 Aug 2007, 02:55
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whos name had once been Mr W.T.Fish...
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Scaraleaf Planter |
17 Aug 2007, 03:44
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but now his name was Midnight Snack...
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Blop Gulper |
17 Aug 2007, 15:14
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(is the ending of his name , sorry EDIT)
tofu guts on toast . *drools* |
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Mopy King Cleaner |
18 Aug 2007, 05:18
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Then Vlad decided to eat his cousins uncles brothers sisters dogs tofus crab's Ecaflip who...
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Blop Gulper |
20 Aug 2007, 12:28
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he took a chunk out
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Scaraleaf Planter |
26 Oct 2007, 06:28
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and then stuck up his bum.
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Arachnophobe |
13 Nov 2007, 21:47
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Amazingly, it was because...
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Pikoko Pilot |
29 Nov 2007, 20:39
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his ass itched.
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Arachnophobe |
1 Dec 2007, 07:08
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But he was too lazy to itch it..
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Arachnophobe |
18 Feb 2008, 07:45
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so the dragon summoned by the osamoda god came to itch his ass.
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Gobball Breeder |
31 Mar 2008, 09:26
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While the summon itches Vlad's ass...
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Arachnophobe |
8 Apr 2008, 16:17
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the dragon found a bomb
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Ouginak Torturer |
18 Apr 2008, 18:35
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Which he thought to be a dragon egg...
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Arachnophobe |
18 Apr 2008, 23:39
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and he tried to sit on it when.....
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Larva |
24 Apr 2008, 19:06
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it popped and out came a dead.........
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Treechnid Hugger |
25 Apr 2008, 08:48
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smelling fart from the dragon cuz it had gas and turned bomb into dofus and...
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Gobball Breeder |
27 Apr 2008, 02:39
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vald though he was smelly and over weight so went for a run, and bumped into that tofu that killed him way back and they sat down and ate a nice friendly meal of tofu on toast and the salad he tried to cut earlyer but then the tofu......
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Arachnophobe |
27 Apr 2008, 15:11
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began bragging about his earlier victory over vlad and vlad then...
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Piglet Milker |
28 Apr 2008, 00:40
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Castrated his old adviscary out of jealousy and hatred...
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Gobball Breeder |
28 Apr 2008, 06:41
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Afterwards, he wandered around aimlessly to find someone to battle with.
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Blop Gulper |
28 Apr 2008, 17:43
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Then suddenly, out of the blue came.....
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Piglet Tracker |
28 Apr 2008, 17:45
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Bob, the evil potato man!...
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Piglet Milker |
1 May 2008, 12:03
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Who was acctually a vewy mad cawwot...
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Dragon Pig Pillager |
2 May 2008, 14:10
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with a donky fetish!
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Blop Gulper |
12 May 2008, 19:55
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And Bob decided to scream....
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Larva |
15 May 2008, 08:51
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at the top of his voice...........
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Arachnophobe |
17 May 2008, 14:06
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"WHO ATE MY FAVORITE POTATO?!!!!!!"
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Gobball Breeder |
20 May 2008, 18:28
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A voice out of no where said...
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Arachnophobe |
22 May 2008, 09:24
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(a scary voice)Theeeeeee tofuuuuuuuu ateeeeeeee yourrrrrrrrr potatooooooooo..........
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Arachnophobe |
26 May 2008, 14:32
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Bob saw Dark Vlad and...
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Tofu Stroker |
6 Jun 2008, 11:46
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...asked who made that scary voice.
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Blop Gulper |
19 Jun 2008, 21:00
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'It was I Tim, the gobball that will 'goball' you up!' said the voice again....
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Arachnophobe |
23 Jun 2008, 06:55
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So Vlad and Bob turned around, but did not see a gobball, they saw a.....
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Tofu Stroker |
23 Jun 2008, 11:55
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hazy image of a .....
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Gobball Breeder |
4 Jul 2008, 18:36
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Black tofu, standing on a rock with a silloute of a
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Gobball Breeder |
5 Jul 2008, 14:34
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cheese ham sandwich that was partially eaten by Tim the gobball and Dark Vlad realized that the black tofu was.................
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Tofu Stroker |
5 Jul 2008, 15:18
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apart from other things unrelated to the story, but proving Vlads inability to live a happy life,
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Gobball Breeder |
5 Jul 2008, 20:07
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Vlad decided to end his life
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Arachnophobe |
5 Jul 2008, 21:08
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By jumping off incarnum
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Piglet Milker |
5 Jul 2008, 22:46
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but then he became...
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