Aah! Get away from me, you freak! I'll burn you! *Tosses Dommex into fire, where he starts to melt* Gods, that was crazy. *Scratches 'No Harmful Substances Permitted At Hearth into piece of wood and hangs it on wall* Weirdos.

I agree! I don't want my tofus to get ideas! It's bad enough trying to keep them away from the euphoric hemp!

Euphoric hemp? How did they react? And how did the hemp get drugged?

Um... it's hemp. As in... certain illegal drugs? But nothing happened to my tofus, I kept them away from it. They seemed to think it was food, probably confusing it with wheat, oddly enough, so I had to give it to a friend of mine to keep safe.

So you're a drug dealer, aye?

(In court) Did ou or did you not knowinly give hemp, a substance that you knew was harmful, to your friend?

Oi! Do they even make drugs in Dofus?

Anywho, I'm going to bed.
*The next morning*
Goodbye, friends. *Walks outside to find the dragoturkey is gone* Aye! That fiend dommex must have taken me dragoturkey! Well, I guess I'm stuck har, but tha's just fine with me.

Dommex! I'll get him someday! There are sleeping quarters over there through that door. I should know. I've been living in this tavern for months now, sitting here.

He-hey guys I have a confession to make...
Im...
BETTER THEN YOU GUYS WOAH BURN!
arrnd dont worry I'll handle dommex for yer, for a price of course

This post has been edited by simomate: 25 Aug 2009, 10:07

Sorry, I must have zoned out. I'm not sure the hemp is harmful, but my friend is smart enough not to try it, if she wants a nice green cape, whereas my tofus do not have the same self control.

Captain Chuckle, are you sure your dragoturkey didn't run away, or get lured away by a cute 'turkey?

Oi. Don't go into details sonny.

And what do we have har? Who are ye, miss? I doubt yer better than me at sailin'. Let's har one of yer sailin' stories!

Oh dear. A mercenary face-off. Ba-bum!

Hah! stories, are fables, fables are legends, and legends... they are are myths.. you can not know for certain if one is telling the truth. I'm never wrong when I spot the lies, but the truth is always hidden. If you must know, I am the master of Assianation, not a sailor, but I can handle being on a ship, I have a follow, sailor friend. He will help me, but first NAME A PRICE

Oh dear. An assasin.

You need not fear me, I only kill, whom Ive been paid to kill, then again you can not tell, if someone has paid me to kill you. I do not ask for a mission, when I'm already on one, so I gurrantee you DWK you need not fear me, I asked for an answer from chuckle not you... unless you have something to offer

Tha's Cap'n Chuckle to ye. I'll give ye 80kk to assassinate the man who made the no-drinking policy. Aye, I'd be up far a vodka right now.

You know I made that policy. And you can go have a drink somewhere else in the tavern. I just don't want alcohol influencing hearthcomers like they did Dommex. Go enjoy a vodka at that table over there.

Consider it done. *apporches DWK* *Pyshco theme* *Next day* *At DWKs furneal
*DWK Comes back as a zombie*

*Goes to pheonix, is revived* Haha! Take that, Sram!

Well "Cap'n" Idiot Already gave me my kamas HAHAH I be gone now.

D*** that woman!