Sitting by the Fire We are sorry, alcohol is not available when sitting by the fire. Neither are guns. Enjoy. Talk. We begin the conversation. Please post.

This post has been edited by DWKmaster: 12 Aug 2009, 01:53

Hello, DWKmaster (or that's what I heard someone call you when I came in), would you like some fish? I have some nice sliced gudgeon, some flambéd trout, and some kittenfish, still as good as the day it was smoked! Would you happen to know if this tavern sells mimilk? It was a long walk to get here, I could use a nice cool drink. Do you know where I could get some wheat for my tofus? They fight hard for me, they deserve a reward.

AH HAH what a pleasent suprise to meet you all here like this *laughs stylish* say, Do any of you know were i can "realese gases"?

And btw this "No alchohol" rule is kinda deprssing for pandawas

This post has been edited by dommex: 8 Aug 2009, 16:50

If you want to "release gases", I'd suggest outside, it would not be nice to poison the clientele. I suppose no alcohol isn't good for Pandawas, but it is for the health and safety of the other customers.

So... how goes the war between Brakmar and Bonta, my friends? (And would you like some fish?)

Thanks for the outside-farting-tip it helped me alot, The war seems pretty even but the braks have been giving some hard challanges for Bonta since they have started mass create agi-xelors, and no thanks no fish for me i have my own little goodie, a golden Briochette :9

You are right about the no alcohol rule, Oamoka. I'm not allowed to be near alcoholics *scoots away from pandawas*. The Braks seem to be winning, my friends. Luckily there is a Bontarian invasion force. Coincidentally, that force has never been released. I personally don't think it exists. Fire makes me think of Hestia, goddess of the hearth. Which reminds me that THERE IS A PERCY JACKSON MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that series.

That's strange, I thought Bonta was winning. After all, Bonta is on the side of the Twelve, whereas Brakmar is on the side of Rushu. If Rushu's side were winning, we would see a marked change in the world, would we not?

Does anyone have any reports from afar? When I went to the mountain of the Cracklers not too long ago, I could have sworn I saw some Bworks! Not content with taking of the former village of Gisgoul, are they attempting to overrun the mountains nearby their own village?

Hello. On the war, the City of Angels is peaceful, but in any Twelvian war, the demons and monsters always strike when you don't expect it. *Remus Lupin bursts out of fire, screams HOLY S*** WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?, and burns to death* See?

And yes, I would like some fish.

What sort would you like? Gudgeon sliced with lemon, trout flambéd with lemon, smoked kittenfish (keeps very well!) or I even have a few kralove, grilled with... lemon! Amazing what you can do with that fruit...

Did someone just come out of the fire? I was feeding my tofus, and I didn't see. Do you like tofus?

Yes. They are very delicious. And I would like some trout, please. *takes trout* Mmm! Very lemony! *Holds over fire* Ugh. Roasted lemons. Sour. *butters and salts fish* Oh, yesss. . . Delicious.

Im gonna eat you're souls MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

I'll throw you in the hearth first.

Don't throw him in the fire! It'll make a terrible mess, and an awful lot of smelly smoke. Here, hit him with this raw gudgeon instead.

How many of these fish do you even have? *smack. smack* And furthermore, where did you get the lemons? I hear they're only available in distant corners of the world.

Owies i swear il be a good boy, mam and does anyone have some nice roasted souls for me to yum on :3

No, but I hear they sell cheap in Brakmar.

I've got hundreds of cooked fish. I spent a long time fishing, gutted them all, then cooked up a big batch all at once, to save time. I got some lemons from people who were going to throw them away, and I bought the rest from a nice shopkeeper down in Astrub. I believe he gets supplies from caravans and merchants who pass through occasionally. dommex, would you like a nice roast gobball leg? It's more substantial than a soul.

Oamoka, I think you could live on fish and lemons.

Well, I certainly do, although I don't need to eat it that often, as my tofus protect me *pats a tofu on the head*. But there are other ingredients in there, some of the fish are salted, or fried in oil.

They're still fish and lemons.

True. Have you been anywhere interesting lately? I went down to Brakmar the other day, and in the arena, guess what I saw? An Ougaa!

*true story* Once, I got stuck in Mawy Ingalsse's barn for days.

awww..... thats bad for you, and you've survived? lucky you

Sure I survived, and the sunflower seeds were delicious.

Ah, the Famished Sunflower, he lives in Mawy's barn, doesn't he? I really should take my tofus down there to play with him. How did you get stuck? Did you lose your way, or fall asleep or something?

I went into the barn and my group went ahead, so I switched groups. Then it happened again and I had to wait for my guild leader (my thanks to him) to provide assistance.

Ahhhh. I see! It's always annoying when something like that happens, but thank Osamodas that there was a kind person to rescue you.

Aye. Not much kindness left, what with war, monsters, and godsd*** item rarity.

Yes... but, on a lighter note, this is a very nice Inn we are in (OOC: I presume this is an Inn, anyway). Waiter! A cold mimilk, please. Thank you. *Drinks mimilk* Ah, that's proper mimilk. Horrible.

Mimilk's a good drink, none can doubt it *takes own cup, pours sugar in, and holds over fire*. Well, look at that! It's like cream, but warm. Steamed micream. Delicious. Hey, you. Yes you! Waiter person! I'd like some more mimilk and sugar! And the service in this place is almost instant! I hear there's an infinite supply of everything they need. Sure seems like it.

This is a very nice place. It was dark when I came in, I didn't see what it is called. Do you know? Oh, and would you like some hot Amaknan Bread? Let me buy it for you. Waiter! Two Amaknan Breads, please.

*munches on bread* Mmmm, good. 'Tis the Spitting Bwork Tavern. One of the best around. The people aren't too drunk, so that's a bonus.

*Takes a swig of ale, looks at the finely engraved "No Drinking" policy, throws away his glass and enters the tavern* Aye thar, I'm Captain Chuckles. How are ye? If ya don't mind, I'll be staying the night here. *Hands the innkeeper fifty kammas* I'm headin' for Astrub to go sell my fish. Ye got any lemons? Aye, yes, quite a mixture. Anyway, what are yers' names?

People come to the hearth and leave it. We've stayed here for longer than most. I'm DWKmaster and she here's Oamoka. So you're a seaman, aye? What brings you here to this tavern so far inland? Gold? Adventure? Or just a wish to leave the sea?

Nice to meet ye, DWKmaster, and you, Oamoka. I only need to stay here far the night. Then I move on the Astrub to sell me fish. I'm usually a mercenary, but business has been bad, so I decided to fish in the meantime. Would ye like to hear one of me mercenary stories?

Yes, please! It sounds interesting!

I'll second that any day! What's it about? Pirates? Treasure? Pirates and treasure? Tell us!

*Pulls a sleeve down to show a wooden hand* This is a story about how I got me wooden hand!

Well, one stormy night I was sailin' near Wabbit Island on a mission from King Allister himself! The King wanted me to find the first Wabbit King's treasure. Legend has it that the treasure been buried under the sea far many years. Anywho, I sailed closar and closar to the shore, with me crew starin' ovar the side, looking far a treasure chest. Me lookout suddenly yelled, "Ship!" I looked ovar to where he was pointin' and, sure enough, there was a pirate ship headin' right far us.

Aye, I was sure as socks we were gonna die as the pirates jumped fram their ship to ars. I drew me shovel and yelled, "Battle stations!" Aye, but the pirates were too much. I decided to throw me shovel at the ship, trying to make a dint in her. In fact, I pierced her hull. Water began to fill up the pirate ship and her captain was still on board! He was yellin' far someone to come and get him out of thar, for he was stuck between two broken pieces of wood. Almost every pirate ran to help thar captain, and we finished off the rest of them. But a single pirate fired a flaming arrow from his bow, don't ya know. It caught the whole ship on fire! I never saw another man from me crew again. I jumped off and floated on driftwood to shore. Aye, but I still needed to find the treasure. *Yawn*

Aye, I think I'll be gettin' to bed. Unless ye want to hear more.

NoT!inG sayas mi druGS is no alowed, M! drugs MAcke Meh DIzZiy i T@lk Tis wHen DruGGs []N cee tose FuNnNy Colllll!lLors w00ts Taht captain Ja'c'Os wAnt mE T0 Buurrnn h0uses *Burns a house down* mEH h@ppi nuw

Aah! Get away from me, you freak! I'll burn you! *Tosses Dommex into fire, where he starts to melt* Gods, that was crazy. *Scratches 'No Harmful Substances Permitted At Hearth into piece of wood and hangs it on wall* Weirdos.

I agree! I don't want my tofus to get ideas! It's bad enough trying to keep them away from the euphoric hemp!

Euphoric hemp? How did they react? And how did the hemp get drugged?

Um... it's hemp. As in... certain illegal drugs? But nothing happened to my tofus, I kept them away from it. They seemed to think it was food, probably confusing it with wheat, oddly enough, so I had to give it to a friend of mine to keep safe.

So you're a drug dealer, aye?

(In court) Did ou or did you not knowinly give hemp, a substance that you knew was harmful, to your friend?

Oi! Do they even make drugs in Dofus?

Anywho, I'm going to bed.
*The next morning*
Goodbye, friends. *Walks outside to find the dragoturkey is gone* Aye! That fiend dommex must have taken me dragoturkey! Well, I guess I'm stuck har, but tha's just fine with me.

Dommex! I'll get him someday! There are sleeping quarters over there through that door. I should know. I've been living in this tavern for months now, sitting here.

He-hey guys I have a confession to make...
Im...
BETTER THEN YOU GUYS WOAH BURN!
arrnd dont worry I'll handle dommex for yer, for a price of course

This post has been edited by simomate: 25 Aug 2009, 10:07

Sorry, I must have zoned out. I'm not sure the hemp is harmful, but my friend is smart enough not to try it, if she wants a nice green cape, whereas my tofus do not have the same self control.

Captain Chuckle, are you sure your dragoturkey didn't run away, or get lured away by a cute 'turkey?

Oi. Don't go into details sonny.

And what do we have har? Who are ye, miss? I doubt yer better than me at sailin'. Let's har one of yer sailin' stories!

Oh dear. A mercenary face-off. Ba-bum!

Hah! stories, are fables, fables are legends, and legends... they are are myths.. you can not know for certain if one is telling the truth. I'm never wrong when I spot the lies, but the truth is always hidden. If you must know, I am the master of Assianation, not a sailor, but I can handle being on a ship, I have a follow, sailor friend. He will help me, but first NAME A PRICE

Oh dear. An assasin.

You need not fear me, I only kill, whom Ive been paid to kill, then again you can not tell, if someone has paid me to kill you. I do not ask for a mission, when I'm already on one, so I gurrantee you DWK you need not fear me, I asked for an answer from chuckle not you... unless you have something to offer

Tha's Cap'n Chuckle to ye. I'll give ye 80kk to assassinate the man who made the no-drinking policy. Aye, I'd be up far a vodka right now.

You know I made that policy. And you can go have a drink somewhere else in the tavern. I just don't want alcohol influencing hearthcomers like they did Dommex. Go enjoy a vodka at that table over there.

Consider it done. *apporches DWK* *Pyshco theme* *Next day* *At DWKs furneal
*DWK Comes back as a zombie*

*Goes to pheonix, is revived* Haha! Take that, Sram!

Well "Cap'n" Idiot Already gave me my kamas HAHAH I be gone now.

D*** that woman!

Oi. Do thieves come to tha hearth that of'en? Tha next time some thief comes through tha' door, I'll slice them like a pizza cutter o' pizza.

Well, someone did steal a log from the fire and burned a house down with it. I think that was Dommex. He's probably in Bonta by now, galloping away on your Dragoturkey, And then there was this guy who ran away with my 'no drinking' sign, and the Pandawas had a party and beat me up. Over this time I became skilled in the art of hitting people over the head with burnig fish, and retaliated. Then I searched their bodies and found my sign. D*** Pandawas!

Here, have another fish, you burnt the last one.

How many do you have? Did you spend all day fishing last week?

*whispers to Oamoka* Take all the fish you need, but don't tell DWK I was here or Cap'n Idiot. I'll be expecting my kamas at midnight... Meet me at sram statue

I've got hundreds of fish, I spent some weeks catching them, gutted them whenever I could carry no more, then cooked them all at once. I've been trying to offload them onto unsuspecting passersby ever since.

{ Out of character: Simomate, do you have to be such a jerk? I want to have fun. If you have to be talking about assassinating and babbeling about being better than other people, then leave. I don't give a s*** about what you have to say. I want to relax.}

(I was just being my character :/ Its a roll play fourm and I happen to be a sram. But since you're complaining I have to change)

I came here in search of... well legends say you are to only one to see it Cap'n. Yer seen the Legend Sea Mon'ey?

I HAVE RETURNED from my Drug burned death thanks to Pheonix blood, NOW FEAR ME AS I SHALL TRY TO EAT YOUR SOULES AGAIN >:D THIS TIME IN SPIRIT FORM

*Spiritual Leash Dommex to life* *Summons Prespic to keep Dommex frozen* *Sends Tofus to attack Dommex* *Hits Dommex on the head with a rotten trout*

{Just stop being so rude please.}

Aye, I've heard many a tale o' tha Sea Monkey. But I'm still a lil' too drunk far tha'.

well thats too bad... maybe a little gold, shall get you talking, yes?

Sorry, I coul'nt quite hea' tha'...

{Sexy accent} Well hello.... is proscution allowed here?

Prosecution yes, prostitution, no. The Spitting Bwork Tavern is not the sort of place for that type of goings-on. We have young tofus here.

If you want prostitution, go prostitute the bulletin board in the Fountain Square.

*whispers* Is she gone?

I think so. She's probably having s*x with the bulletin board. (I'm 11, okay?)

u know chocolate is very tasty

of course choclate is tasty, I... I have the tastiest. I had to travell far, too distants land, now I come back with the most tasiest, Care to buy? its 80milkamas...

No, thanks, I don't seem to even have ten thousand kamas. Which distant lands sell chocolate, anyway? I thought you could buy it from a baker in Amakna South.

WHAT!?! You think I brought it? I have you know choclate, has to come from somewhere, you may buy chocolate in shops, but where do they get their chocolate? I made this chocolate using special grinded Cocobeans, and special milk from special cow, from distant lands. It was not an easy task, and its worth a lot.

Oh, I'm sorry if I offended you! The chocolate from that baker I mentioned is much cheaper, however, but perhaps not as good. And you say you made it yourself? Where did you acquire this interesting skill?

I can tell you were she didnt get those sexy choclate skills, at the bar. yea thats right and you may all be wondering how i returned once more.........well thank the chocolate for that

Cant touch me *music* cant touch me

This post has been edited by dommex: 7 Sep 2009, 16:50

*touches him.... as hard as possible, over the head, with a big hammer* Now, are you going to tell join in the spirit of this thing for once? How about you tell us a story about your travels?

Dommex got no stories. But Dommex likes to talk about himself in 3rd person. *vanishes in the shadows* MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no fire

hi guys. i have no idea wats going on and i dont feel like reading anything, sooooo uhhhh wats going on?

hello mates, say wat an odd bunch. i see a somewhat normal xelor, an osa... with a load of fish behind her/his back srry but all osa's look so much alike even male and female XD, a high enu, an enu with a wooden hand, ooo... let me touch that, and a somewhat scary sram. say anyone want to play a game of poker?!?!

Hi adgjlsfhk, hi-ppls and doooooooofuuuuuuuuuuuuuus. Welcome to the hearthside. adgjlsfhk, I happen to be a girl osa, and I'm happy to play poker. Would you like some trout flambé with lemon?

of course i'd like some fish im a cat after all *takes fish and gobles it down in 3 seconds* too much lemon :P, anyway lets play that game of poker *pulls out deck of cards* lets play *deals cards* *thinks* mhm pocket queens i might win

This post has been edited by adgjlsfhk: 12 Sep 2009, 17:49

I don't play cards with Ecaflips unless I can stop time and look at your cards.

I dont like playing with Ecaflips either Unless i can bribe them with my huge amount of enu money

*appears out of nowhere, uses dispersing arrow against the table making people go flying, shoots a burning thru the poker deck* no poker it saids so in the tiny sign written in greek. one milmilk please.

*Jaw drops* Mathpip! Don't blow up my table! And I doubt these people can read Greek! *Waiter comes over, hands Mathpip mimilk*. Now you've set the building on fire, and we'll have to run out into the Fountain Square where that idiot Cra is f***ing the bulletin board!

well if they can't read greek they can't be here see the sign in Latin. And I did not burn the building down there still is the wall just no roof

This post has been edited by redpip: 14 Sep 2009, 01:23

This is Sitting by the Fire, not the Dofus Academy. This is meant for talking, not fighting, etc. Is anyone here a handyman, who can repair the roof?

I don't mind playing cards with an Ecaflip. My tofus will tell me if they cheat.

well I just can't take poker

i'll play poker...

rules?

OOC: You've read it? By all means, post! We've toned it down and you are an amazing role-player!

Mathpip, no one here speaks Latin. Latin is a dead language and has been since the fall of Rome. I'll put up a 'no gambling, alcohol, drugs or substances I deem harmful to the people here at the fire--including Oamoka's tofus-- allowed within a 1 foot/30 centimeter radius' sign up here in big letters and every language in the world. Although it might take up the rest of the wall *Makes sign, puts on wall* Yep, it does. Anyway, in accordance with the new, unloopholed rule, I am now authorized to do this! *Takes deck of cards, poker chips and any other gambling equipment of adgjlsfhk's and throws in hearth, then roasts gudgeon over them* Go find new stuff. For that matter, the owner of this tavern now needs to find a new roof--Oh my, it's night already! Well we can't have that! *Speeds up time, changes to day*.