Dofus King Of The Hill How To Play
Steal the hill away from the above poster and tell them how you claimed it.

Examples

• I keep you busy talking while my friend gets on all fours behind you. I push you over him, you go tumbling down the hill, then I kick him over the edge too before he claims the hill.
• I break wind after eating 10 bowls of beans and 1 bowl of super hot chili. The fowl odor causes you to run home crying.
• I drop dozens of septic tanks on the hill. You flee with disgust.

Let's see how you take me away from the hill! (Make sure it's appropriate for the forums!)

i kick you and push you off

This post has been edited by loltoenails: 23 Jul 2009, 01:38

I use my Natural Fire Attack which set you ablaze and you had to run to the river miles away. I take control of the hill.

Try to keep Dofus-like.

ok ill keep that in mind i get a crackler and then you run away

I tell you there is a better hill in Astrub, but there isn't. I take control of the hill.

I used spell sacriers foot up ure balls and u ran home crying THE HILL IS MINE >:O

I use my Aggressive Glyph and you get annoyed and I push you off and I curse you with a spell rebound forever! The hill is now mine.

I use The Block, who then runs up to Mashfiq and body slams him, causing them both to roll down the hill. I then claim the hill.

I use my Earth Armor, dig underground, go under you, screech really loud, and you run off. The hill is now mine.

I push you off the hill, using Tricky Blow, using my Double to keep you off the hill. Quite high agility double, too, so I don't think you can dodge roll it.

In true mod-like fashion, I just teleported the above poster to space jail. I claim the hill.

MOD Bokze

I point out an NPC using, god forbid, "your" instead of "you're"! You run off to change it before someone notices, thus I regain the hill.

MOD Bokze

I throw a tofu at your face and you fall off. The hill is now mine.

I told you there was a picture of a naked ecaflip female at the bottom of the hill, when you run to it i claim the hill.

i use bramble on you then the spikes hurt you and then you run away iam king of the hill hehe.

I summon a Crackler. Over you. The hill is mine!

I hired an Enutrof Male/Female To seduce down the hill i claim the hill in my name >:)

I'm going to be laughing about that for days!

I cast Coins Throwing at the bottom of the hill, and when you rush down to claim the money, I take over the hill again.

I use lethal attack on you which does 1000dmg and you die and i throw you down the hill. THE HILL IS NOW MINE

I use a fake attack which is "powerful." You run off in terror. The hill is now mine.

i use a lvl 6 spell rebound and you use the attack i reflect it and you die and the hill is now mine =P

Joke's on you! I have a spell rebound on which rebounded your spell rebound! The hill is now mine.

i unbewitch you and use my manifold bramblke to kill you

This post has been edited by loltoenails: 30 Jul 2009, 17:41

you never took control of the hill so i walk on and now the hill is mine =P

I ask you to get off nicely. The hill is now mine.

I whack you with the ban hammer. Yummy hill mine.

I don't obey the challenge rules for a battle, you run away in fear of how tough I am. The hill is now mine.

i spy at you and see that you dont follow the rules for battle so i run in there and chop off your head the hill is now mine =P

I rip the smile off your face, you are not a true Feca now and you run away in shame. The hill is now mine.

I use Iops Wraith on the Hill blowing it up, then I build a new hill with a twiggy shovel then claim the new hill.

I leave a trail of free items I discarded, and you follow them into a pit of Snoowolfs. The hill is now mine.

I summon coney to kiss you, getting your attention. Then, i get a plasma TV, turned away from you, and turn it to King of the Hill on adult swim. Everyone who wants the hill is instantly awed at my pun, and watch the TV. I then remodel the hill to have a condo on top and charge $500 for anyone who wants to controll it. CHA CHING

i use burning arrow to burn the condo on top of the hill everyone flees in fear i reclaim the hill

in a rage, i use vampiric word, get critical falure, trip, and fall. you laugh and let me take it out of pitty. i set up an incarnem lemonade stand instead of taking the hill. i charge 2 kammas for anyone who wants one. the hill is neutral. horay?

I take away the idea and you cry. The hill is now mine.

i put a brakmanian prism on the *neutral* hill now only brakmars can come >=D and i take the hill =P

This post has been edited by darkenfusion: 2 Aug 2009, 23:00

I use reverse physiology and say you can have the hill. The hill is now mine.

i buy the hill from you it is now mine

I attack you and your hill with Punch of the Crackler!

Victory!

This post has been edited by thisgameizfun: 4 Aug 2009, 20:48

I push your tofu off, you are scared. The hill is now mine.

I use Teleportation and grab you, then teleport into a dragon's mouth and teleport back to the hill. You get eaten and I put up impenetrable armor around the hill and it is now mine!

This post has been edited by DWKmaster: 5 Aug 2009, 19:59

I shove my toy hammer up your asses and poc everyone away from the cliff

I summon a Feca Dopple to devour you. The hill is now mine.

I use my awesome Xelor powers to go to the future, get a missile, and shoot you off. I rule the hill!

This post has been edited by DWKmaster: 7 Aug 2009, 02:52

I simply kick you in the shin and push you off. The hill is now mine.

We're quite the rivals, aye? I pray to Xelor (they should have chapels in DOFUS) and he gives you arthritis like he did Olaf Scargacin. You can't move because it hurts too much and I push you off. For good measure, I toss you into the Brakmar lava pit and you die. The hill is mine.

I chopped ure head off and Gave the hill to Mashfiq, hes in charge

This post has been edited by dommex: 9 Aug 2009, 17:25

I summon a Bwork Magus inside of Mashfiq's stomache and he explodes, I claim the hill for myself.

I summon a Crackler inside of ure stomache and you explode even more IM IN CHARGE BOW DOWN TO YOU'RE NEW DICTATOR

I start a conversation with you and knife you when you're distracted.

I show off my turq dofus too you and you are so much in awe that i easily push u off the hill were u land in a pool of mushd waste and disolve. the hill becomes mine! infact i decided to build a pedastool for my turq dofus on the hill ^.^ WHAT NOW?!?!

This post has been edited by petasatus: 11 Aug 2009, 06:03

I crush you beneath the pedestal and claim the hill.

I come back as a chafer and eat your brains, i claim the hill for myself

I tell you to go f*** a tofu and you take this literally. The hill is now mine!

I try but i realize its hard too do as a chafer so i throw the violated tofu at you and you fall off the hill i claim it for myself ^.^

This post has been edited by petasatus: 12 Aug 2009, 22:23

This topic has gone on so long that you die of old age. The hill is now mine.

I just use celestial sword on all who dare come near. I claim the hill for the God of War, Iop!

Lord Iop is a hothead. I provoke him into attacking Osamodas, who beats the s**t out of him. I claim the hill for Xelor, Lord of Time.

I throw hundreds and hundreds of small twiggy swords (made by me) at you, causing you to run away bleeding from several hundred small lacerations to find an eni. While you are away I claim the hill for myself. I set up a forge and sell swords and hammers. ^^

This post has been edited by Derdikol: 18 Aug 2009, 15:36

I buy a hammer and kill you with it. The hill is mine.

I come back as Dark Vlad and turn you into one of my minions. I talk the hill and set you to guard it.

I break your nose and claim the hill.

well thats not nice. I use my Vladly powers to send you to the center of the earth. I claim the hill.

I dig my way out with the help of 17 Enutrofs and we all mob you. I turn on them and kill them. The hill is mine.

I'll kill you, destroy the hill and build a new hill, double secured

You havent done it yet, so I dice DWK into a million peices with my Pink Claw and flush them down the toitet. I set up special pandawa traps with beer as the bait. I claim the hill and build a massive fortress on it with 200ft high walls, 15 ft thick, made if solid iron.

I come back, having lost 300 energy points. Turns out your fortress is made of clockwork, so I rip it up with my awesome powers and claim the hill, placing an even more impenetrable clockwork fortress.

I shove one of my specially strengthened twiggy swords to jam the gears of your clockwork fortress. while you are busy trying to fix it, i and my zombie army take control of your fortress and lock the gates behind you. Ashamed of being the only Xelor ever outsmarted by an Iop, you run away crying like a wee little lass. I now have control of the hill.

Lass? Are you, by any chance, Scottish? You've lost so much HP that when I hit you, you die and reappear in the spirit world with no pheonixes or priests. I claim the hill and make the gods protect it.

I use Mound on the hill and my shovel flings all the hill dirt to another place. I run over and capture it before you can reach it.

You're an Enutrof, so you're old and dying. With your dying breath you give me the hill.

while you are trying to hear what he is saying with his dying breath, i sneak up and kill you. The hill is now mine

I hit you and you die. The hill is mine.

I return to life and demand the hill back while threatening you with a shovel. You hand it over.

I poke your belly button with a stick and you gets poisioned and buys me presents that includes life increasing poisions that makes me live longer to kick an eni butt and with this great logical text i claim the hill just to see you cry while eating pasta and vanilla snickers

I claim the hill from you just beacuse nothing you just said makes sense...

I claim the hill while you're sitting on the hill, typing your post.

i take my bow meow to the hill and i give it 3 kamas and it runs away,you chase it right into the lord crow dungeon and lord crow then kills you,thus i claim the hill...BOW DOWN IN AWE OF MY SUPIERIOR RULE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I bribe Lord Crow with good quality cheese to come and take you to his library, to clean up the mess his crow minions have made, and you are forced to stay there cataloging books and sweeping up feathers, while I claim the hill. The hill is now mine.

then i teleport out with the help dwk master and then i claim half the hill dwk claims the other half

but then your shield runs out of power and i bribe your army of ticks and lord crow(with high quality chocolate) to kill in jail at the center of the earth, then i reclaim the hill.

i walk up the hill and claim it because nothing u said makes any sense(i want this to be fun not impossible ).

i use my gobbal to knock u flying off the hill

This post has been edited by firelordkingg: 5 Sep 2009, 17:56

but you did not claim it so i walk up the hill and claim it:)

iwack u of the hill with my hammer then I CONTORL The hill

but you control not claim it so i still have the hill

I let rip a huge fart and you all run like hell. I claim the hill.

i kick u off the hill wearing a gass mask now i control half the hill

ps the hill still reeks

I will hire a sadi to fuck u so bad and u will go to mumy to stich ur ass XD the hill is mine (if that dosent work i will trow a Moowolf Headgear and u will all go and and fight so badly for it ) [i will have enought time to claim the hill]

after walkin pass the mob fightin for the headgear i climb up the hill and kicks u down into the mob while ur busy laughing at ur "clever trick" but didn't expect someone to know that claiming a stupid lump of dirt is so much more worth than a moowolf headgear then i claim the hill

This post has been edited by adgjlsfhk: 12 Sep 2009, 00:47

then i steal the headgear, wear it almost 60 levels too early and with my awesome power and my tons of beer, i'll just have such an alcoholic breath that i can put it on fire with my blazing fist and trowing my explosive flasks on it. *KABOOM* there goes your fortress, then because i claimed the hill, i'll get all my halfnaked female slaves to get the manly intruders on distance and the female intruders i'll just make them my new halfnaked female slaves i'm so damn evil

i use animal blessing A GAJILLION TIMES and use dopples to kill ur women... even tough they might be distracted. And also i kick u off. Yes, i just KICKED u off weakling! I claim the hill.

i make my bwork magus use tornado on you so you fly away, and i claim the hill.

i hire some feca's to protect me from your tornado then i use terror and push u off the hill

Then i'll hire Skullas-Finger to make u cry so u'll run away from the hill while crying... THE HILL IS MINE

oh yeah, also i hire XxRamboPLxx to protect me from further attacks

but xxramoplxx is late so i try to sell you a twiggy shovel,bored you walk off.

i claim the hill.

but then i turn back with a powerfull twiggy shovel and trow it at ur head. u fall from the hill
THE HILL IS MINE.... AGAIN

Then i hacked all your accounts, deleted your characters! and claimed the hill.
ITS MINE

then ankama banned you because u hacked accounts and were a scammer



there fore the hill is mine.