Found this, while merchant shopping -- Basically one is slapping there opponent.

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Well then...Iv'e seen sumthin pretty funny...rather Iv'e done sum things...With my cra, I shot at a tree that a noob was hiding behind, its effect went through and the noob started yelling OMFG! GLITCH! HACKERZ! You only won because of that glitch noob...Then later I join him in a fight then he yells at me demanding to know why he can't shoot behind the tree saying that "he kept clicking on the square behind it but it wouldn't work". Then he called me a hacker and logged off.

Today is a sad day...
Im sorry, but although there is a second incarnation, nothing could've beaten the first thread. I was wrong.

yes, very sad. It had a good long run. But all good things must come to an end sadley.

This happened like a month ago, and forgot to post.

My guid's perc was attacked, he was in 4 -22 and a lvl 1 Osamoda attacked it. In that time we were nervous cuz we had a "war" with another guild atacking their percs, so everyone joined when the lil guy atacked. When we saw him we all laughed and killed him. Before finishing him off, we told him that this wasnt a monster to attack, and then puff...dead...
Few mins later The perc was atacked again, and we all entered... IT WAS THE SAME NEWB! we told him that he would keep get killed and he would loose energy, then killed him, and then he attacked again minutes later. He didnt answer any questions we asked, and kept attacking till he logged off (i added him to friends so i could convince him to stop)

Poor guy, he tried to kill us like 5 times, and only used ghost claw, he didnt even summoned a Tofu.... newbs these days ¬¬...

Heh, i found a big tree

Ha ha... that is odd timing -- I too, discovered that same tree, and was abut too post it, hours? before you, but was sidetracked. =P
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i142/C(..)

And too back it up The time and the date

I would like too see someone cutting it down. (:

Edit : The bottom of it, seems too resemble a Scara--odd.

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Heyhey.

I've got a couple new pics to add.

This is from yesterday. I can't remember what the guild was called, (Infernal Lords or something like that?) but I was sunflower hunting with my friend and the perc stole my mush mush spine. I got sorta peeved, for no apparent reason, and I didn't reckognise the name so I wanted to challenge it. However, new guilds can be full of 90+'s (like the guild Blank when it was first assembled and my guild tried attacking for the fun of the fight), so I quickly made a new character. Hmm what to choose? An osa. So I made the character real quick, skipped the tutorial and ran to Astrub fields. Nobody joined, probably thinking that I would be whalloped by the perc alone, and the stupid thing kepy trying to dodge my one lonely lvl 1 tofu. Haha! Here is the result



Second one, happened today. I found an ancestral treechnid o.O!! and quickly formed a group with some others that wanted to join. We had to bail in the end; the map was glitched. perhaps this is why..?

I got aggro by a level 51 in Astrub. I was level 1.
He armor and attack the knight with cloudy attack when I hide behind a sign.
The knight kills him.

(At one time, I was taking a stroll through Trooll Fair when I came upon a big tent where one could see "The Exotic Monsters of the Land". I paid the admissions fee and entered and I was amazed at the incredible creatures. You flip a switch and a curtain raises to reveal some never-before-seen monster in a cage... that is, except the last two cages.

I flip the switch and the curtain raises, but the cage is empty. Naturally I go inside, right? I mean, seems like a good idea. And naturally the curtain closes on me!!!

I was trapped there... waiting for about a half hour and nobody came. Finally I created a 2nd character whose sole purpose was to go free my trapped character. I had to recruit some nice person to help me with the task so he could flip the switch and I could change characters!

I love telling that story. )

haha, i looked on the old string and found something that happened to me!(well sort of)
i bought two tickets for the trool fair one for me and one for my brother(we both play dofus(if one of the admins read this read this too I LOVE DOFUS but they changed roulette!=( . )anyways my brother and i go thru the exotic monsters (booooring *yawn*) (were both noobs at the time just lvls 20 and 15 (im the lvl 20 and i convinced my bro to come with me to get WINGS *GASP*.)so we go thru each and every cage until we come across an EMPTY CAGE!!!!!!! im the curious one so i go inside and the curtain closes on me and i start screaming for him to open it!(screaming:exageration)so he does and i can hear him laughing down the hall from me.so now his computer is like not the greatest thing in the world(it sucks)so it glitches and he walks into the cage and i run out of the building with him yelling for me to open it(i did it for payback im very hot tempered or so i hear)so i just sit there and let him cool his heals and lo and behold another noob comes strolling along and i offer to take him on a tour of the place. we walk in and he sees the speech bubbles from behind the curtain and hes like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? so i pm my bro and tell him if he plays the part of a wild beast gone loose ill let him out so he agrees and i say to the noob want to find out? so i open the curtain and he (my bro) runs out with the growly smiley and growly noises and the noob(no SUPER noob)runs out screaming i hate you liar cheat MEANIE!

(sorry,i love that story but am usually slow in the telling and most people dont think its funny...i guess you had to be there. sorry about the no pics i wasnt very used to dofus OR computers then)

p.s. i dont think that noob has seen many monsters, do you?

first off please learn some patience... this is a forum not a chat room so sometimes it takes hours for a reply... just check back often and you will fine a reply

nothing spectacular just thought it was funny

oh and nice spiders.. that was neat. XD

also saw a guild named pokemon-neo

Pokemon-Neo is sooooo old >.> anywho...I saw Chuck Norris Pwn all the monsters at the trool fair...and he stuffed them all in that one cage.. then deleted them all...O.o

When you have no choice too leave a battle with a tofu, after not being able too attack it, or move, nor tele away. (bugged map). That is what I find 'stupid', Keh. =P

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That would be THE only cuttable elm tree in the game...yes, it's big. ^^

My post got deleted for some reason.... (edited by Panoramix: your previous post was deleted because it was off topic. It was neither funny nor stupid) anyway...Me and my guildmates, levels: 130,120,84,84,84,62,102,77 atempted to do Moon. We though that since we could take the Wa or the Chouque, we'd be able to do this. Not really caring about the fact that Moon could hit several times a turn doing 150-500 per hit and an instant K.O. on a critical hit. I died first turn of the fight. I had 600 or so HP and he got a crit. He had high fire resists and most of the stronger members of the team hit with fire and no one had high enough agility to hold him for long. Needless to say, we got sloughtered in less then 15 minutes.

P.S.-That is not the only cutable elm tree in the game. There are two others that I'm aware of. One in the crackler dungeon and another in the secret route in the Treechnid's forest.

Something out o' 'Shonen Jump'. (Naruto) =P

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The Wrong Side of the Whip

starring Luminaire and Larry the Loathsome Larva

Earlier today, I did a Daisy Dungeon run with a guildmate. Upon reaching the last room with relative ease, we figured that the Famished Sunflower group would give us little to no trouble at all. However, something very interesting happened during the fight. On the Famished Sunflower's first turn, it summoned a Orange Larva which casted Backfire. Thinking nothing of this, I promptly casted Whip to dispatch the Larva and got quite a shock at the result.



Apparently, Osas are now treated as summons rather than summoners when it comes to reflections. x_x

Actually, there`s one in Dark Vlad`s clearing as well

I once seen a Panda carry dancing sword, kinda destroyed itself, if I recall corrently

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i was in waiting room for a fight with wolves, when a iop came in, so i just let him go, clicked ready, started. i go first, so i attacked the wolf, then wolf goes, uses smell, and then that iop goes and you know what? He pressures me twice, i'm not dead. another wolf, another wolf, then me. i bluff him once and miracly, i did a critical of 97 damage and he died..(i'm level 16) then he started calling me a bluff noob and stuff. Weird.

Stupid things I've seen in Dofus: Someone sueing Ankama for bringing in the new update.

Funny things I"ve seen in Dofus: ToS pwning him.

(real story)

Both maps here, are the same one/server, but the grid differs, if you look close enough. o:

There's a few other irregularities, but for the noticeable ones, here they are.

Edit :


Home Log Book Beta version 1.17 available

/Blink?

"behavior"
(Was he a bad Panda ? was he drinking too often ? =P)

Edit :
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i142/C(..)
(Oddness) o.o

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This happened few mintes ago...

A guildmate invited me to go to Daisy dung, and i went with him. there was another guild mate waiting for us, and when we were about to enter, the conversation went lsumting like this:

Friend 1: Ready?
Me: yea
Friend 2: give me the key
Friend 1: U didnt have one?!
(a guy was selling a key)
Me: buy it from him
Friend 1: (pissed off) Ill wait for u inside...
(Friend and me entered)
Friend 1: lol she invites me to dungeon and doesnt haves a key rofl
Me: lets leave her out (i was pissed off too)
Friend: yea... lol, she thought i would give her one..
Me: idiot xD (she couldnt hear us cuz we were already inside of the dungeon)
Friend 2: (a bit later) ill go to buy one at bank....

My friend and I were just like O.o, ¬¬ what a noob...

We didnt wait for her and we're making the dung right now... too stupid to ignore lol, i just had to post this....

Sorry, just quoting the dofus wiki.

byebye, Europe. we will miss you

LMAO!!

That happens on most maps; there are a lot of details that are rendered when the map loads instead of being part of the bitmap images of the maps themselves (it is very noticeable on the borders between different terrain types). If you run multiple clients it becomes fairly obvious when you are switching from one to the other. I am fairly certain this is the source of the rendering lag (the lag that can be remedied by turning down quality) in areas such as the Cania Plains and Nauseating Swamps.

this is nice...


...


...and he didnt even know how he got there.

and my favorite: Da Stupid Wild Sunflower

I like it when I ask people to hit me in battles (I am a sac) and newbies all start accusing me of trying to start a TK war..>.>

isaw that once at a fight at the bank
there were about 4 glitchers on the same square
forgott to make a screenshot

I think this speaks for itselfs. =P

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Man, i thank that that list exists... or i would have died thinking it was a single tofu lol

Cawwot/Tree Fun

Me and 2 friends did this out of boredom, sorry I did'nt know how to upload image.

The other day I had a good look at what people are saying when they advertise... took a few screenies.



Also, Noone was letting me join in Kani hunts, and I really needed to lvl, so I gathered up some people and we made our own group. So now we had a lvl 409 group, and I found a lvl 488 kani mob. Problem: It had 3 lvl 80s. This one sacrier started the fight, and we all assembled in... then he kicked another sacrier. That was annoying. So now he runs off and casts bow skill, leaving all of us with 100 or so hp to face the kanis. THEN he says "This is boring" and he leaves the fight. Now we're all peeved and trying to hold back these kanis. I'm the eniripsa, trying to make sure everyone stays unharmed... and I have 58 hp.
The first kani attacks an iop and knocks 200hp off him... and everyone's swearing like they have tourettes. Now we've almost finished this fight, and the feca keeps getting dangerously low with hp, and I'm only just stopping him from dying. and then... the feca dies. End of fight... lets assess the end stats. Stupidest thing I think I've done in a whie, and turned out to be the funniest. That sac screwed himself outta a lot of xp.

I think my expression speaks for itself. =P

gobs EVERYWARE XD

Me gathering clover with my alchimist. A cra asking me:

• hey, how do you do that?
• eum, do what?
• well, that emote...
• what emote???
• you doing up your shoelaces...

Merchants everywhere. x]

uhh... when you craft too much stuff at once??? notice the 750?

umm. isnt it 750

by the way i would have posted a screenie that shows my gobbal eye tofu beak moskitobrow face but a sram stole the items T.T ;.;

You mean...., this one ?!


Oh, and here's a keeper, for sure.

(I'm betting the devs are uppity about all the complaints. ^^;)

Edit : Let's call that first pic above a "Mosgobto" (mos-kito-bob-ball-to-fu". =P)
blao -- You can also edit the pics, with "" instead of the two ""

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wow u were quicker than that eeeevil sram ty so much XDXD
but i hadnt a denture :(

ps sry for spamming

Does this look realy weird or is it just me?weird stuff

maybe its the tail?

kinda weird tail dont you think?

The stupidest thing iv seen happened to me when i was about lvl 20 ( Xelor )
i had counter on with about 17 wisdom and counter lvl 3 and a vsed a little
birdie cauz i was bored then halfway through it hits a 47 CRITICAL or somthing
like that and im like WTF!!?? then i died and i was so pissed by laughing
my head off at the same time.

I've been looking through my old pictures, and I found this:

Hehe... Made me laugh xD since I was the enu getting owned there.

Still need to find my friend's hilarious attempt on the Summoning of Arachnee spell... A bow-based Sacrier who struggles to do 15 damage :D

This would be during this past year's Halloween Event.
Was Great Fun
Edit: Kawkeres PWN Gobballs


And heres a Disney Musical Quotation:

poor guy >.< must stink in there

when u have too much time...

Yah!

I intentionally, without knowing the consequences, put all my guild members on my enemy list because I wanted to seperate them from my other random friends... only to realized two weeks later when Pheresphone messaged me on guild chat, to get them everyone off my enemy list... and I did so after she explained they cannot PM me.

Thx,
Protagonist

PM: Why does everyone hate eni's? BECAUSE THEY ARE ENI-MIES!

HAHAH that was lame... o well... I tried :(

Ok so our guild decides to put down our perc in astrub right? and this level 114 and 90 sram attacked it. Me and a level 60 defended and we actually won =o. then the level 114 comes back by himself. and again we beat him... then i am guessing he got mad? so he got all his freinds to come... well lets just say we ghosted them all MUHAHAH.
and we only lost one member form our team.. heh.

( note image color seen to be screwed when i saved the screenshot into Microsoft word)

I like moose...

i've been carrying a glitch item with me for almost 2 years now its called xavier the baker's flour lv 100 got it off some guy for some parts of my tree set that i'm still building and still trying to sell it :P

Poor Jelly, no one could help it/him/she xD


That TK killed the wrong guy, it was the sram who didnt lock the battle, not the other guy xDDD


Funny right?

How do you take pictures?

take a screenshot, its some key command. apple+shift+3 on mac.

and... say hello to ANGELA!

lol... as you may now know, there is no known recipe using that flour :D. the guy ripped you off :(

Rumor has it that if you pull the handle slow 80 times and 20 times fast in a row, you will get a special prize

>< cutting trees in astrub with my alt, because i needed to lvl my staff carver for money to buy a cryst o'boul for my lvl 58 feca b4 he lvled. Anyway, just cutting trees and suddenly i get a pm from some random person saying "FUCK YOU YOU BITCHH". Bad spelling aside, i realised i had seen that person cutting trees earlier, and that he/she was probably angry at me cutting trees -.-

oh yeah and a few pix:


The sentence down the bottom is what i typed to get that message. Nothing to do with anything of my username and password. And do i sense a threat...?


wtf?? it was selling for more than a +1 ap gelano /:(


argh if i click on an item in text, it goes bold. if there are too many *message* it goes italic, and the WARNING makes it underlined >.>


my Xelor praying to some guy

ok people be honest, how many of you after reading this, actually went and tried it?

This is somw funny stuff i found at tofu dungeon, obviously many ppl has seen them, but i still wanna post them lol

Here are the Franken-Tofus (named by myself lol)


And here a poor stabbed Tofu... RIP T.T


Thats all i could see cuz i had to leave after many tries in the room with holes ><

grandma posse



firefux

This is in the new version, where the bluff ecas are very....affected....

Well if u look at the spell bluff's info u will see that it has 50 % chance tp hit with water and 50 %- with air . he is not enu so... no how. im 48 lvl with 250 agility and sometimes i hit 8 with bluff :)

Seen one simaler to that one--on Rosal, but with like, +1 to agility (Something like that--Still on the market for nearly a mil,l, I believe--Check it out sometime. (;)


(Before the patch that came afterwards.)

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Today I met two nice cats, Terayla and Tareyla (on Rosal). They were sitting at the pond in Incarnam and talked to everyone walking by. I talked a while with them and they invited me into their group so I followed them around. It was nice and all, but then they went to Astrub, where I lost them.
Anyway, it was funny to see the reactions of the people nearby. Some were just like "wtf?" and tried to annoy them, but others gave them fish and just talked to them. A really unexpected experience :)
Here's an image before they went to Astrub (sadly I didn't think of taking a screenshot at the pond):



(I'm the Sacrier)

This just happened 2 minutes ago...I don't understand some peoples thinking processes...

Well My Friend Venaxe started a line and said to face one way so what does the ODD one out do

Well its funny when i wrote that im buyig gob horns, moskito wings and arachnee legs, and someone exchange me, wait 30 sec then put 2 gobbal wool or moskito brow >.> cant understand such ppl

I started this game,called Dofus Lotto. It's a game where you pick a number from 0-9 and match the customer's answers with random numbers in a notepad. So it should look like this:
Customers: 3 4 2 5 2 7 3 (5 tries)
Notepads: 5 2 6 2 2 7 3 (5 first numbers in notepad.Rescramble numbers to make it random)
In this case,there are 3 matches (2,7,and 3)
The more matches you get,the better the prize! It costs 100k per try. The funny thing is,once a person wins,he wants to gamble off more money. After 3 hours, a couple people went bankrupt,and I made over 10kk ._.
It's still a fun game,and I am legit as well! Play this with a couple of your friends, and be honest,then it's really fun. (You can lie and actually GIVE them the prize,even though they didn't get a match.At least you're generous,right? :P)

Osas: make sure you tell your XPing partner that you can only whip once a turn :P



and where is bonta?

Um, I've got something.. Hell, I got 2 of them. I just don't know what they are =]

Some kind of feather..

/Hi indeed!



Dofus really is in balance <3

xD thats some balance allright

Lol these are funny...
When I was versing chafers one time, a rib or two was in the group. One was standing right behind the other,
and the were both facing the smae way. The one at the back looked like it was about to cast spitment on the
one infront, then it stopped in midair. I't sorta looked like a little bitta doggy love... 'nuff said. I was seconds
too late to get a screenshot, though.

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What are the co-ordinates of that anyway? lmao

Romeo Romeo where art thou Romeo~?

This happened earlier today before I was kicked off of dofus.

I was randomly convinced to go train at the Astrub Mining district today by a friend. I get there and join a battle with a level 41 Cra and just me 42 Sacrier (I'm sure many of you know Serin by now). Anyway Thoughout the game I have this Cra player going "I'm elite I can solo these things by myself but for some reason I get more exp training with someone near my level" "I explain to him about exp caps and the game continues (it was a level 86 group of crack rocks by the way). Any way I go through the fight as I normally would fight and he notices the my Sacrier uses leek pie, Striking, Absorption and sacred punishment, And then he comes out with this sentance.

"O.o what kinda of Xelor are you?"

what makes this even funnier is that the idiot died half way through the battle....BSing much? NEWB

Oh God that got me dying of laughter <3

haha tonight i was training with some friends and my new friend {a fellow osa} says "summon(my ign is summon-lord), brb, toilet." Not really all that funny... But out of nowhere the most loudmouthed cra on dofus (haha jk devils-arrows, your my dawg) starts FREAKIN OUT! he was like "Summon he just called you a toilet!" an my friend gets back an devils is like "Hey FAG whyd you call summon a toilet!?" Im falling out of my chair laughing at my overzealous fan, and (hold plz limited text on psp)

and my osa pal was quite baffled as well. Anyway i thought that was funny and stupid, you might not. Ill try to post the pic when iM not using my psp to post with. my thumb is numb so goodnight.

Hey so ur serin well i'm kagoma's friend and i share okagomao with her
I have some funny moments but not that funny but hope you like...
A guy was yelling at me for saying that i had an enu who hit 111 with a shovel and for no reason he asked what build my eni was. and i said that he was a typoing yet he said eni instead of enu and so he called me a noob and he wanted to fight me and so he just attacks me in the middle of a fight with crackrocks and i just call him a noob and he goes all childish and so i killed him in one hit just to shut him up! it was soooo annoying but it was fun to test my weapon ^^

A player in Incarnam, selling, but that wasn't the kicker, he was asking "no noob offers".
(To put it bluntly -- The chan' is a noob channel; this person is asking for no noob offers).
More often than not it's considered a "noob" channel; where as me and the more intelligent folk know it's a newbie chan.
(Noob; newbie--Look it up).

How intelligent does that player sound :D

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I've been seeing some repeats from the first thread, so I'll repost my favorite again here. If you are lucky enough to get agg'd by a bot killer in the Smith Dungeon, you get to see this:

you can tell how old this is as a prespic set still rocked back then.

Uhh.. What??!

This was a perc match above The astrub zaap, Myriad 'n' other strong guys were defending.. But who are they?

Well there were some groups of people fighting each other and each team got a glitch in which one player walked on another person and whatever skill was cast on the cell that both players were on, bother players get the effect. Like animal blessing, distant shooting and release. Then again it seems to be happening a lot above the astrub zap.

What a poor representation of the Xelor. "The tallest class !"
(No doubt the tallest God, on the island).

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we can all relate to boredom...........

I was in the port of Madrestam and was exploring and found a pirate ship. The flag had a skeleton wearing a straw hat on it. -cough- Onepiece -cough-, or close enough to it. If you want to see it it's in 7, -7. Well, I thought it was pretty funny anyway. I would post a screen but nobody is telling me how to >_>.

they forgot to list the changes about the new font options!!!! X(

Haw haw. I laughed at this.

for gdness sake go brush up ur langugage

Lol, we xelors have the tallest egos :p

I have a funny one. I wish I could video it. On the Incarnam dungeon room 3, there is a large pit in the middle of the screen. I decided to cast felintion over the pit. I started doing this crazy funny dance all the way around the pit. I thought I was gunna hop on air over the pit, but I didn't. I slid then hopped then flipped then slid again then went all the way back it was so funny. You sort of have to see it to think it's funny.

Thanks,
Darth-Catsy

During a random trip to bonta (i'm brak) i decided to go to the militia... and i found this xD



hope it actually displays it... cuz Imageshack is weird sometimes...

the special pize is white and sticky

the special prize is white and sticky

deathbringer, isnt that new anti-piracy update a b@#$@!!!!!! it never goes away no matter how many time you try to delete it