i was in waiting room for a fight with wolves, when a iop came in, so i just let him go, clicked ready, started. i go first, so i attacked the wolf, then wolf goes, uses smell, and then that iop goes and you know what? He pressures me twice, i'm not dead. another wolf, another wolf, then me. i bluff him once and miracly, i did a critical of 97 damage and he died..(i'm level 16) then he started calling me a bluff noob and stuff. Weird.

Stupid things I've seen in Dofus: Someone sueing Ankama for bringing in the new update.

Funny things I"ve seen in Dofus: ToS pwning him.

(real story)

Both maps here, are the same one/server, but the grid differs, if you look close enough. o:

There's a few other irregularities, but for the noticeable ones, here they are.

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Home Log Book Beta version 1.17 available

/Blink?

"behavior"
(Was he a bad Panda ? was he drinking too often ? =P)

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http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i142/C(..)
(Oddness) o.o

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This happened few mintes ago...

A guildmate invited me to go to Daisy dung, and i went with him. there was another guild mate waiting for us, and when we were about to enter, the conversation went lsumting like this:

Friend 1: Ready?
Me: yea
Friend 2: give me the key
Friend 1: U didnt have one?!
(a guy was selling a key)
Me: buy it from him
Friend 1: (pissed off) Ill wait for u inside...
(Friend and me entered)
Friend 1: lol she invites me to dungeon and doesnt haves a key rofl
Me: lets leave her out (i was pissed off too)
Friend: yea... lol, she thought i would give her one..
Me: idiot xD (she couldnt hear us cuz we were already inside of the dungeon)
Friend 2: (a bit later) ill go to buy one at bank....

My friend and I were just like O.o, ¬¬ what a noob...

We didnt wait for her and we're making the dung right now... too stupid to ignore lol, i just had to post this....

Sorry, just quoting the dofus wiki.

byebye, Europe. we will miss you

LMAO!!

That happens on most maps; there are a lot of details that are rendered when the map loads instead of being part of the bitmap images of the maps themselves (it is very noticeable on the borders between different terrain types). If you run multiple clients it becomes fairly obvious when you are switching from one to the other. I am fairly certain this is the source of the rendering lag (the lag that can be remedied by turning down quality) in areas such as the Cania Plains and Nauseating Swamps.

this is nice...


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...and he didnt even know how he got there.

and my favorite: Da Stupid Wild Sunflower

I like it when I ask people to hit me in battles (I am a sac) and newbies all start accusing me of trying to start a TK war..>.>

isaw that once at a fight at the bank
there were about 4 glitchers on the same square
forgott to make a screenshot

I think this speaks for itselfs. =P

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Man, i thank that that list exists... or i would have died thinking it was a single tofu lol

Cawwot/Tree Fun

Me and 2 friends did this out of boredom, sorry I did'nt know how to upload image.

The other day I had a good look at what people are saying when they advertise... took a few screenies.



Also, Noone was letting me join in Kani hunts, and I really needed to lvl, so I gathered up some people and we made our own group. So now we had a lvl 409 group, and I found a lvl 488 kani mob. Problem: It had 3 lvl 80s. This one sacrier started the fight, and we all assembled in... then he kicked another sacrier. That was annoying. So now he runs off and casts bow skill, leaving all of us with 100 or so hp to face the kanis. THEN he says "This is boring" and he leaves the fight. Now we're all peeved and trying to hold back these kanis. I'm the eniripsa, trying to make sure everyone stays unharmed... and I have 58 hp.
The first kani attacks an iop and knocks 200hp off him... and everyone's swearing like they have tourettes. Now we've almost finished this fight, and the feca keeps getting dangerously low with hp, and I'm only just stopping him from dying. and then... the feca dies. End of fight... lets assess the end stats. Stupidest thing I think I've done in a whie, and turned out to be the funniest. That sac screwed himself outta a lot of xp.

I think my expression speaks for itself. =P

gobs EVERYWARE XD

Me gathering clover with my alchimist. A cra asking me:

• hey, how do you do that?
• eum, do what?
• well, that emote...
• what emote???
• you doing up your shoelaces...

Merchants everywhere. x]

uhh... when you craft too much stuff at once??? notice the 750?