I'm sorry, Pain, but unfortunately, that isn't going to happen anytime soon. Especially not with a Cra around. *spits on the ground in disgust* *hates Cras with a passion*

*walks over to Jon and gives him his burger and drink* You know, this job is pretty easy. Except for the murderous people around.

Running away.....

*saying* you won't catch me.
While i'm running *saying* Haha.

Pain has lost his dagger because I am too fast for you guys.
I am selling those daggers and earn 500 kamas with it.

*Saying to the buyer* Here are the daggers, and now I'm going for some more valuable things.
*While searching* Haha looks who is the best thief

OOC: @-BrainCrusher-: First of all, I just want to tell you something about role-playing (in casual format, like we are right now)- you don't have to put quotation marks or stars/asterisks when speaking. For example, this is a sample post:
*looks around* Hi, how are you?
Not:
Looking around....*saying* Hi, how are you?

It just makes more sense if you role-play the way I showed you in a sample post. Also, in your post, you stated: "Pain has lost his dagger because I am too fast for you guys." You never stated in any of your former posts how/why Pain lost his dagger, so therefore, you can't just say that he did. You have to at least give the person a chance to get the dagger back even if your character did steal it. If you don't, that's pretty much called god-modding, which is a major no-no. I recommend reading some role-playing guides, just so you understand how to role-play a bit better (marie-monster's guide is pretty good; you could look at that if you want).

*walks over to arbor and whispers into her ear*
sorry abut being mean, gotta keep up appearances, y'know, but im with you with the cras.
*drops a large pouch of kamas into arbors pocket*
they dont pay you nearly enough.

Hi you guys, are you talking about me or what?

*commander and arbor looked strange at me* But anyways, I need a job and with a job I won't steal from innocent people and I will earn my own kamas.
I have special abilities to attack from far or seeing very good from a big distance. If you want me for doing some stuff you always can hire me.

*looks at her scepticly*
i doubt you could hit a giant from a foot away, if you want a job done, you want a assassin.

I can hit anybody from a distance.
*walks to commander* hah, look at this.
*Getting a bow and an arrow, shoot the arrow but the arrow goes so hard that he crossed a head of a giant, who stands up a bit further*
This can not do better then anyone.
Go check it up if you don't believe me.
*commander looks shocked*
Yeah you didn't expect that. I'll take the job.

( god-modding, how do you know i looked shocked? you cant control me. )

*looks unimperssed* and> you can shot a bow, congratz. *epic sarcasm*

*smiles at Allis*
Thanks. *looks over at the Cra* Just not a big fan of Cras in general, but you seem to take the cake. And I thought Iops had big egos. *snorts*

OOC: Really nothing against you, but do you mind, uhm...not god-modding characters? It's really not fun to RP with a person who predetermines what your character does.

*Looks over to Pain and whispers*
Are you sure about those three? -.-

The cra, whatever your name is, we have a great job for you. You will be a chimney sweep. we really need one. Although, allis, I suppose you'll stab someone in the foot for me? Go stab suzen, I'll pay you a lot of kamas.

You're still on about that? Why don't you just drink this Bworker!

*Shoves mug of Bworker down Leroy's throat*

That should shut you up for awhile.

I dunno, Jon. They seem a little...Strange. But oh well, Arbor's a good worker.

And you're going to have to pay for that Bworker, Jon.

OOC: Yeah, I agree god-modding is very annoying -.-

Hey! I payed for that Bworker and this Berserker Burger already, here's the receipt!

*Pulls out a very torn up piece of paper*

Well...it was the receipt...I blame Arbor!

Hmm, I'll take your word for it. But I'll be watching you Jon.

O.o

Riiiiight...anywho, what do we do with that cra? Just telling you right now 'cos I don't trust it any more than I trust Arbor or Allis, I say we kill 'em and if they didn't do anything bad then we can easily revive them using the respawn machine or does that only work on the inn itself?

It's mainly for the inn, but any deaths that happen in the inn itself just make you wake up outside.

It's special like that.

Jon, read the notice bord:

This is a notice board

Rules:
Thou shalt not kill thee clients or thee staff
thou shalt not speak in old english. Only thee great Leroy can do that.

The second rule is a little unfair but it's the first one I'm a little ticked off with. So I won't kill anybody then, my daggers will do it for me!

*Throws 3 daggers aimed for the cra, Allis and Arbor but it only manages to scrape their clothing*

Crud...just a little more of the top and it would've have hit some vital body parts...

*Sighs* Okay Plan B!

Plan B?

Hehehehe! Plan B!

*Summons Double and turns it and myself invisible*

Don't worry I won't hurt anybody because I'm planning to kill them anyways!

*Pain casts Perception (although he's a panda (he was trained by an Eca earlier in his life))*

As long as it doesn't come near me, I won't interfere.

... your joking right?
*casts location* hi there.

You blame Arbor? <.< Are you kidding me? *smiles at Allis and casts Protective (or something like that..whatever) Word on herself* You can kill the Cra, I don't really mind.

^^;

That was not a well-thought out plan. On the bright side I can use my double as a means to vent out my anger, I guess that'll do for today!

*Starts beating up double*

Hehehehahahahahah!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm getting worried about you, Jon.

:/

Do you want to get between me and my double Pain? A little warning: you might die if you do get between me and it kay?

You want to come between me and my daggers Jon?!

I mean, I would not dare partake in any sort of fighting.

*snorts* your a panda, your either drunk or fighting... Usually both.

*snorts at Allis' statement* Enough drinks for you, Jon. >.<

Like I've said, I was trained by an Eca You want to see my daggers now, assassin?

*Sits on top of beaten up double*

Taking on an assassin Pain? Pfffft, if anybody should get off the drinks I think it should be you! Nap time!

*Falls asleep on top of double*

Cozy!

I can hold my own. But, it's not part of my job description to sort out the riff-raff.

*Sarcastically* Of course it wasn't.

You know this inn was built for the rowdiest of people so fighting was gonna happen whether you want it to or not, but enough of this, only a small beer for tonight okay?

*Tosses a small pouch of kamas to Pain*

Keep the change.

*walks into the inn with a solomonk menacingly tilted over his eyes, staring daggers at the owner from under*

*walks to the bartender, then tips back his solomonk and grins just about the friendliest grin you'd ever seen*

"Hey! I heard you needed a chef! Is that true? Cause if it is, I'm your Ecaflip! Where do I sign?"

*to self*
*snort* "I could use an excuse for carrying around knives with those Bontarians on my tail..."



{OOC: Hey! I'm looking for roleplayers on the Rushu server to help me host a mini event for all to join! If I can get enough helping hands, It'll be a role-play-a-palooza, chock full of name-calling, beer-drinking, ego-crushing fun...Imagine this thread, only with competitions, prizes (Kamas? Items? A pat on the back? Who knows!), and all-out brawls! Did I mention contests? And prizes? ...And fighting? Well if I didn't, there will be tons! ...With the help of the community, of course. It'll be a chance for players to meet other players here on Rushu! For F2P and P2P alike to partake in (most of) the fun! Send me a message if you wanna know more/wish to help, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible...on with the roleplaying!}

...He was loud...

*Sighs*

Another weird one! Can't we get like one normal person in this place? Really, we got Leroy and Giga, an assassin, the annoying bar-maid >.> and you! Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only normal one here.

A skeleton is not normal

...How am I weird?

You're a panda who doesn't get drunk or fight, now that's just weird if you ask me and Leroy, I'm a talking skeleton, never forget that.

-.-'

I'm getting sick of this stereotype! I wasn't brought up by Pandas! I was brought up by Ecas! Jeez :/

Well maybe you should try being a real panda for once and drink!

*Hands Pain 5 glasses of beer*

C'mon, you know you want to!

*Pain's eye twitches slightly as he takes the beer, he tries to restrain himself as the smell of the foamy liquid reaches his nostrils*

F**k it.

*Pain downs all 5 one after the other with in-human speed, he only stops briefly to gasp for air*

Are you happy now?!

*Pain collapses on the floor in a ball, and is distraught at what he has just done*

*Pats Pain's head*

There we go! Don't you feel much better now? Maybe you can have more fun now eh?

*Looks at Pain worryingly*

Hey...are you okay? Yes? No? Cause this may be a bad time but...I could really use a drink right now! So get up already!

*Pain lashes out wildly at Jon and strikes him in the foot with his daggers*

Don't. Ever. Make. Me. Drink. Again.

*leaps over the bar and turns on a tap on one of the kegs, making beer fall in a flow around pain, soaking him* have fun :3

-makes faces at Aliss through the window-

>_____<

-runs away-

I'm sick of you guys.

I'm going on vacation.

*Leaves the Inn*

Hm?

*Takes off shoe*

Phew! Good thing it went between my toes and also...did anybody just see that?! That thing in the window? And don't worry Pain, I'll take over the inn while you're gone!

*Smiles evilly*

Have fun now! >

*Hasn't been in the conversation for some time*
"Mah Inn!"