OOC: MWAHAHAHAHA! I just stole the 100th reply from Jon. I wrote the 100th reply, I wrote the 100th reply. Fa la la la lah!

OOC: Since your post is OOC it's not the 100th reply.

*Sleeptalks* Must kill Arbor...and get...more...beer...

*Coughs*

Sorry, wasn't paying any attention.. Did you say you wanted a bworker? And Jon, clean yourself up.

*sneaks back on* okay... maxi musnt find me, anyway, im the assasin you need.

OOC: Welll...the "number of replies" thing was 100 when I posted it. So I got the 100th reply.

*looks at Jon with a smile, proud of her achievement* No, actually, I wanted to know if you had a job available...

*Sleeptalks* No...don't give her a job...she'll destroy...this place...and as...for the assassin..kill Arbor for me...thanks...

Allis will not touch me! >:C
We're friends. And why would I destroy this place? You have a respawn machine anyway.

*Sleeptalks* Beer!...Buy me more beer Arbor...I'm really thirsty...and please...let me...kill........you...

I will not you more beer. Unless you promise not to kill, maim, seriously injure, or touch me in any way.

*Sleeptalks* What if I take you out...somewhere nice...have something...to eat...then go...watch the stars...or something...then...can I kill...you?

Nope. Not at all. Can you please sign this licensed agreement, though?

*takes out a piece of toilet paper and scribbles something on it*

I, Jon, promise not to touch, maim, seriously injure, or kill Arbor. Forever and ever and ever and ever. And if I do, all the gods shall strike me with lightning and all the Frigost monsters will kill me and then Arbor (or any other Eni) has permission to rip my heart out and heal it back together again.

Signed,
__________
Oh, and if you don't sign this, Arbor has permission to kill you. kthxbai

Oh, right. Here's a quill. *hands Jon a quill*

*Sleeptalks* Ummm....>.>.....<.<
ZzzzzzzzzzzJon's not here right nowzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

O.o
I can hear you making "zzz" noises. So sign this licensed agreement, please. :3

*slides the toilet paper over to Jon*

I have more toilet paaaaper! For you to use if you sign this.

*Wakes up*
Listen...I think, that we got off on the wrong foot and well, um...I would like to get to know you better, maybe 8 o'clock tommorow night? If you would just tear up that little contract, we could uhhh.......put all this behind us and start fresh, yes? I-I'll even buy you a drink if you want, hehehe... ^^;

*glares at Jon* You didn't read the fine print, did you? >.<
*adds on to contract*

I, Jon, promise not to touch, maim, seriously injure, or kill Arbor. Forever and ever and ever and ever. And if I do, all the gods shall strike me with lightning and all the Frigost monsters will kill me and then Arbor (or any other Eni) has permission to rip my heart out and heal it back together again.

Signed,
__________
Oh, and if you don't sign this, Arbor has permission to kill you. kthxbai Oh, and this is made out of magical toilet paper that can never be destroyed. Mwahahahaha!

So that's a no on the whole 'fresh start' thing is it? Hehe see ya!

*Turns invisible and sits on the couch*

*Whispers to myself* She can't kill me if she can't see me. Smarts!

But I have pretty good hearing so I can hear you. >.<

*walks over to Jon* And don't worry, I won't kill you.

I'd ignore him if I were you Arbor, he...Likes his drink. And I'm sorry the only space free we have is barmaid :/.

And if you cause any trouble Assassin then I will not hesitate to get security on you.

OOC: I thought if you were a barmaid you could easily be able to talk to people in the inn instead of being restricted to a kitchen?

*snorts* security? ohhh scary, *throws a dagger and smashes a bottle*
so... you gonna get security?

*walks over to the bartender* Alright, I'll take the job. What am I supposed to do, though? And I'll try to keep that in mind. :/

ALLIS! *walks over to the bottle and picks up the pieces carefully, then throws them out and pockets the dagger* I had thought better of you!

OOC: Lol, that's fine. (:

*Pain's hands turn in to a blur as he whips out 4 daggers chucking them all precisely at Commander. They all hit the edges of his clothing and pin them against the wall, making him immobile*

Now, you either play nice, or you get out of my Inn.

*Pain visibly relaxes and turns to Arbor*

Welcome to the job! You'll be able to serve drinks to customers if we begin to get busy and also will need to take drinks over to people. Seeing as we're not busy feel free to socialise with the customers!

*looks over at Allis and cringes slightly, then looks at Pain with a degree of wariness* Well, great! I don't think there are many customers now, though.

OOC: Allis = commanderpaul...commanderpaul = a girl...Just so you know, haha.

*looks at the daggers* okay.. *just sits pinned to the wall*
D:

*Has been sitting down quietly the whole time, watching everything from the most secluded table*
"Hmmmm. That was rather... Entertaining..."

*enters*
Oh, Alliss. You're an assassin, right? Could you stab suzen in the foot, say it's from me.

OOC: suzen is prepare to die

*Walks over to Allis and whispers*
There's a good pay in it for you if you get rid of our new barmaid...oh make sure she doesn't suffer...much, hehehe!

*whispers back* of course.
*gently plucks the daggers away and walks over to arbor*
so... arbor... *pulls out a very small dagger* i kinda... have a job.

*Takes out a massive bag of kamas*
I was gonna save this for a celebration but using it to hire an assassin was just plain genius! Hmmm, a Bworker to celebrate Pain!

*Pulls Arbor away from Aliss*

No stabbing our workers!

*Glares at Jon*

I thought we were going to use those kamas to go on vacation?! But yes you can have a Bworker.

*Pain forgets that it was Jon who hired Aliss and sends Arbor straight to him with the drink*

*Gives a pouch of kamas to Alliss*
Stab prepare in the foot. say it's from me.

Hey Leroy! No fair, she's still working for me and I need Arbor dead! Get in line!

JON! And Allis, how could you?!? *glares at all of them and drinks Jon's Bworker*

*casts Draining Word on Jon again* Humph. I am never talking to you again, Allis. *picks Jon up and smacks his head on the table*

*Falls asleep and starts sleeptalking again*
Maybe if that...contract didn't exist...then we could've...been...good friends...maybe...but since it has come...to this....you must die....

Fine, fine! But then you have to promise not to kill me. *starts to rip contract but doesn't all the way*

*Opens one of eyes*
ALL of it Arbor! If you please...
*Goes back to sleep*

Only if you promise you won't try to kill me. Or hire anyone else to try to kill me. Or kill me or harm me in any way. THEN the contract shall be ripped into shreds.

*Wakes up*

I would never try to harm you if you would just destroy that contract already, also buy me a Bworker, you drank mine! D:<

*buys Jon a Bworker and hands it to him* *destroys contract cautiously and puts it in pocket*

There! Happy now?!?

hey, dont blame me arb, its my job, its how i earn my living.
*mutters under breath* rather than flutter around the inn serving food and drinks in scantily lad clothing.

*turns sharply to Allis* I would rather dress in scantily clad clothing than be a murderer. You should be ashamed of your occupation, and everything you have done because of it.

OOC: Lol, I really have nothing against you, Allis. You're pretty awesome. (:

Yeah! Nothing wrong with our new scantily clad bar maid...wait, scantily clad? Lemme check...

*Looks at Arbor and examines her carefully, looking at the very short skirt and tight top she was wearing before realising she lacked any sex appeal whatsoever and returns to drink the Bworker*

Meh. What a waste, a good job lost to someone like her, I might as well watch a female Enutrof serve me drinks. Oh, and Allis since you didn't kill her I can't pay you, sorry.

I'd rather you watch a female Enutrof! After all, I only took this job for the money. >:C

OOC: Haha. I'm pretty young, so whatever. This is kinda weird.

*snickers in the corner* yeah.. sure you did...

SHUT UP ALLIS! I did too. Do you want to see my Kamas? *counts Kamas* I have 19! NINETEEN! So yes, I need money. >.<

You, as an assassin, should know better than to discriminate me. When you murder people as a job.

Hey I'm just sayin', don't get mad. Pain! More drinks and that Berserker Burger, I'm as hungry as a Trool over here.

That Berserker Burger's gonna take a couple of minutes. And I'd rather if you didn't stare at my workers!

*Pain sneaks a look*

Er anyway, here's your payment for today Arbor

*Pain gives Arbor her 100 kamas*

*takes Kamas* Thanks, even though I really didn't do much..

*whispers to self* Wow, that guy's cheap. Only 100 Kamas?

*Hears her*

I only gave you 100 kamas for two reasons:

-You only served one drink
-You drank a customer's drink, which was taken out of your pay.

And that burger is ready, Jon. Would you please take Jon his drink and burger, Arbor.

Yeaah you think he is cheap but when he is killing some people you don't want to be that person. But watch me. *shoot a arrow and steal the kamas of Arbor*

*saying* Heey you, you lost something.

*Pain immediately chucks a dagger which strikes the top of the bag of kamas, this causes the bag to spill on to the floor*

No stealing! Can we not just get a long with eachother?!

*Picks up the kamas and hands them back to Arbor*