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The object to your left
Former Subscriber Kami Snowfoux Kuddler
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posté September 23, 2010, 03:17:08 | #1
The object to your left I saw this kind of topic on a few other forums so I decided to post it on CF. Then I decided to post it here as well, since these forums are a LOT more active than CF

So... onto the main topic

The object to your left will be your weapon of choice for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, what is it?

For me it's a soda can... I'm screwed


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Milano (Rushu)
Cloud
Subscriber Crocabulia Extinguisher
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posté September 23, 2010, 03:39:55 | #2
Homemade throw pillow -__-"


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Subscriber Greedovore Devourer
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posté September 23, 2010, 07:02:05 | #3
My cat....


Former Subscriber Kimbo Barber
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posté September 23, 2010, 07:05:19 | #4
A table? A piece of paper? A CD case? The table is closer, but the table cloth is technically even closer.


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Subscriber Greedovore Devourer
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posté September 23, 2010, 07:08:00 | #5

Quote (Oamoka @ 23 September 2010 01:05) *
A table? A piece of paper? A CD case? The table is closer, but the table cloth is technically even closer.

I guess you could strangle the zombies the table cloth

Wait do they have to breathe....?


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Feathers (Solar)
Lust
Former Subscriber Sphincter Cell Uncorker
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posté September 23, 2010, 07:25:58 | #6
A wall. :1


F2P Member Buck Anear Sinker
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posté September 23, 2010, 07:44:42 | #7
An empty tissue box. Now how is that going to work?


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Subscriber Wa Wabbit Carrotator
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posté September 23, 2010, 08:33:53 | #8
My phone, SE Xperia x10 mini pro with 8GB USB attached to the phone.

I'll use my throw ability and hit people on the head xD


Former Subscriber Professor Xa Tipper
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posté September 23, 2010, 10:35:37 | #9
A book called "Four Continents".

Yes, I'm sure my literature text will be so helpful against a horde of undead. Assuming I'm still alive.


A chainsaw.


Former Subscriber Bworkette Lover
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posté September 23, 2010, 10:39:59 | #10
A chair.



Volunteer Mentor Piglet Tracker
* Member Since 2008-06-06
posté September 23, 2010, 12:05:17 | #11
That would depend on how I swivelled my chair ....

Sitting angled at keyboard : my pc tower on top of which is : two spectacle cases with specs, a clipboard with paper and pen, a spindle of blank CDs, 3 full cigarette lighters and a pack of cigs.

If I face the doorway (swivelling to my left 90 degrees) probably the way they would enter : a tower of boxes containing : wallpaper steamer, steam cleaner, pressure washer, elelctric hedge trimmers, and a vacuum cleaner ! XD 4 gang sockets within .5m

A veritable arsenal ... don't worry world, I'm safe ;p All around to my place for safety!

I hope the electric grid holds out.






ps. In the process of clearing junk from my tools storage area


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Former Subscriber Wa Wabbit Carrotator
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posté September 23, 2010, 15:14:36 | #12
*sigh* A usb cable :S


Former Subscriber Minotoror Tamer
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posté September 23, 2010, 15:47:21 | #13
My Wlan router... IM GONNA MISS IT


posté September 23, 2010, 20:57:45 | #14
ah teaspoon.. maybe i can pierce the zombies throat with it or sometihng


Subscriber Dreggon Breaker
* * Member Since 2008-09-04
posté September 23, 2010, 21:33:42 | #15
My Telephone .

Take that Mister Zombie !
I will send you a very harsh SMS and enter Facebook at same time !

Damn , I am screwed too


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Subscriber Wa Wabbit Carrotator
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posté September 23, 2010, 22:22:42 | #16
Hmm.. I have the source of life now!!!
They say, undead dies if you use revive/life on it xD


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Milano (Rushu)
Cloud
Subscriber Crocabulia Extinguisher
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posté September 23, 2010, 22:24:32 | #17
or it brings them back to life? unlife? redead? D: my head hurts


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Kiyosh (Zatoishwan)
Eudaimonia
Former Subscriber Kaniger Hunter
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posté September 23, 2010, 22:33:42 | #18
My roommate. :/

I guess I could swing him around by his leg like a flail. Although he is heavier than me, so maybe I should cut off a few body parts to lighten the load.


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Subscriber Wa Wabbit Carrotator
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posté September 23, 2010, 22:41:25 | #19
You could also use the body parts xD THROW ABILITY!!!


Royal Mastogob Masticator
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posté September 23, 2010, 23:49:09 | #20
A fax machine... oh well, atleast I can hit the zombies with it... or, I know, use throw ability...


Subscriber Professor Xa Tipper
* * * * * Member Since 2008-08-13
posté September 24, 2010, 01:13:09 | #21
Well, I always carry a baseball bat tucked down the back of my shirt. Theres a meat cleaver strapped to my thigh, *taps it* a throwing knife strapped to my upper arm, and my left eyeball is really a small bomb.

Well, looks like at least one of us is going to survive!

Yeeeeaaaaa.

An empty cereal bowl, a spoon, DeathNote 5 (Oh, the irony), and some papers in a plastic baggie.


Former Subscriber Dragon Pig Pillager
* * * Member Since 2010-03-27
posté September 24, 2010, 01:59:25 | #22
Desk, Pillow, and a Jar o' Marbles >


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Subscriber Wa Wabbit Carrotator
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posté September 24, 2010, 08:34:50 | #23

Quote (capslok @ 24 September 2010 00:13) *
Well, I always carry a baseball bat tucked down the back of my shirt. Theres a meat cleaver strapped to my thigh, *taps it* a throwing knife strapped to my upper arm, and my left eyeball is really a small bomb.

Well, looks like at least one of us is going to survive!

Yeeeeaaaaa.

An empty cereal bowl, a spoon, DeathNote 5 (Oh, the irony), and some papers in a plastic baggie.

DAMN! I LOVE YOU :3

Well.. I have a 1.2m long bamboo stick behind my door, in case something happens. (I stole it once o_O WAHAHAHA.. Nah, I didn't, I found it on my way home. We have a spring near us, I went to get fresh, cold, good water :3 and I almost tripped over that stick.. So I picked it up and I still have it - this happened like 10 years ago)


F2P Member Buck Anear Sinker
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posté September 24, 2010, 11:14:03 | #24
This is a different table.

A Duracell battery, a sharpie whiteboard marker, earphones, a mobile phone and a flash drive. Yet again, I shall die!


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Subscriber Quetsnakiatl Cruncher
* * Member Since 2008-09-28
posté September 24, 2010, 12:23:11 | #25
A spoon! Zombies beware!


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Milano (Rushu)
Cloud
Subscriber Crocabulia Extinguisher
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posté September 24, 2010, 13:03:52 | #26
NYQUIL LIQUID CAPSULES!

I'll make the zombies sleepy?

I also have a bendy straw :3


Royal Mastogob Masticator
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posté September 24, 2010, 23:00:27 | #27
COOOOOKIIIIIEEEEEESSSSS! And an empty class that previously contained milk.


Subscriber Dreggon Breaker
* * Member Since 2008-09-04
posté September 24, 2010, 23:15:22 | #28
Today , It's grapes !

Becareful zombies , Legendary grapes master is coming to get you ! Eat some grapes ^^


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Former Subscriber Kolosso's Fastball Special
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posté September 25, 2010, 10:00:35 | #29
is a wall an object? x.x


Former Subscriber Minotoror Tamer
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posté September 25, 2010, 17:34:00 | #30
This time i have a chair next to me :|


posté September 25, 2010, 17:49:13 | #31
a dvd, I don't think I'm gonna live to see tommorow


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Milano (Rushu)
Cloud
Subscriber Crocabulia Extinguisher
* * * * * Member Since 2010-07-19
posté September 25, 2010, 17:58:22 | #32
a Wacom Bamboo Pen graphics tablet....

i rather not use that as a weapon D:


Former Subscriber Kami Snowfoux Kuddler
* * * * * Member Since 2009-03-26
posté September 25, 2010, 18:26:34 | #33
*checks* a big......SPIDER??!!!!?!!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAA help me D:


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Allisandra (Shika)
Lost Elements
Former Subscriber Sphincter Cell Uncorker
* * * * * Member Since 2008-08-25
posté September 25, 2010, 20:50:51 | #34
i have.. a carrot stub.... my nintendo ds... a hell of a lot of pens and... perfume :3

god help me D:


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Milano (Rushu)
Cloud
Subscriber Crocabulia Extinguisher
* * * * * Member Since 2010-07-19
posté September 26, 2010, 00:26:21 | #35
a cup.... and a tube of icing (i don't even know why that's there -__-"


Subscriber Professor Xa Tipper
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posté September 26, 2010, 00:50:12 | #36
Well, isn't perfume deadly to zombies?

Mwahaha. *Pulls up youtube* I will just kill them...with THIS! [1:34]

Win :3


F2P Member Buck Anear Sinker
* * * * * Member Since 2010-01-20
posté September 26, 2010, 07:05:56 | #37
An ice tea bottle which I just finished drinking from, a pen, my now broken earphones , tissues, a USB and a notepad.

Damn, why am i so unlucky?


Former Subscriber Kami Snowfoux Kuddler
* * * * * Member Since 2008-05-18
posté September 26, 2010, 07:18:24 | #38
elephants


This post has been edited by ankion - July 03, 2013, 11:03:11.
Subscriber Professor Xa Tipper
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posté September 26, 2010, 16:49:26 | #39
Mwahahaha. Yes, yes I do.


Pikoko Pilot
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posté September 26, 2010, 18:12:30 | #40
Supernatural Season 1 on Blu Ray and a stick of deoderant, this is going to be one hell of a fight.


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Former Subscriber Kolosso's Fastball Special
* * * * * Member Since 2008-01-18
posté September 26, 2010, 19:44:05 | #41
okay, assuming a wall does not count as an object, here's my list:
my grannies computer (not the screen, the computer itself), the printer, a not portable phone, my portable phone, a refrigirator and 3 closets. you pick one.
oh, and a carpet.


F2P Member Member Since 2010-07-21
posté September 26, 2010, 23:57:01 | #42
A history textbook.

Bet I can read these Zombies to sleep.


Great Coralator Polisher
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posté September 27, 2010, 00:12:58 | #43
A calculator! I shall bore them to death by the endless number crunching. But then again, they have horrible brains! D:


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Allisandra (Shika)
Lost Elements
Former Subscriber Sphincter Cell Uncorker
* * * * * Member Since 2008-08-25
posté October 01, 2010, 17:42:36 | #44
nu you bore them to death with pie


Former Subscriber Minotoror Tamer
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posté October 01, 2010, 18:35:56 | #45
Field hockey stick, yay, I win! .-]


Subscriber Professor Xa Tipper
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posté October 01, 2010, 23:58:10 | #46
TELEPHONE! I will call my friend and she will talk them to death.


Blop Gulper
* Member Since 2010-03-11
posté October 02, 2010, 19:10:26 | #47
my dog . who got hit by a car today...


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Former Subscriber Tofu Stroker
* Member Since 2009-04-11
posté October 02, 2010, 19:41:17 | #48
i have a couple objects to my left. 1)Paper Shredder, 2) Printer. Although i couldn't really use those... if there really was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow i'd go get Chuck Norris and hand him my BB gun


Subscriber Professor Xa Tipper
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posté October 02, 2010, 21:02:58 | #49

Quote (---Etherea--- @ 02 October 2010 13:41) *
i have a couple objects to my left. 1)Paper Shredder, 2) Printer. Although i couldn't really use those... if there really was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow i'd go get Chuck Norris and hand him my BB gun



Silly. Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun. All he needs are bullets.


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Allisandra (Shika)
Lost Elements
Former Subscriber Sphincter Cell Uncorker
* * * * * Member Since 2008-08-25
posté October 02, 2010, 22:16:45 | #50

Quote (capslok @ 02 October 2010 20:02) *
Silly. Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun. All he needs are bullets.


Win.